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Another Duct Tape Advisory

By Wyatt Earp | March 5, 2010

If there was ever any doubt that Europe is irrevocably lost, this story would confirm it. I don’t know what is going on over there, but it is apparently a liberal Utopia. Any of you folks with 12-year old sons at home should be reading this story with particular interest.

A leading condom manufacturer in Switzerland has created extra-small condoms for boys as young as 12 years old, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reported.

Extra-small? Sweet! Now I know what brand I’ll be buying . . . Oh, I’ve said too much.

The condom, called the Hotshot, was produced after family planning groups and the Swiss AIDS Federation campaigned to have the condoms made following several studies that showed adolescent boys were not using proper protection when engaging in intercourse.

“The result that shocked us concerned young boys who display apparently risky behavior,” Nancy Bodmer, who headed the research, told the newspaper. “They have more of a tendency not to protect themselves. They do not have a very developed sexual knowledge. They do not understand the consequences of what they are doing and leave the young girls to take care of the consequences.”

I am not a bright guy by any means, so I need someone to explain this to me. Why are family planning groups worried about the boys not using protection and not at all concerned that 12-years olds are having sex in the first place?

Topics: Duct Tape Advisory | 16 Comments »

16 Responses to “Another Duct Tape Advisory”

  1. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 9:53 am

    12 year olds having sex? Man am I ever out of touch with the rest of the world. I probably would have enjoyed it at that age but it took me another five years to work up the nerve to ask a girl about sex. Then a couple of years to convince her. MUD

  2. Kim Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 9:58 am

    Uh. Um. Uh. Huh? Uh.

    I read that wrong. I have not had any coffee yet, so you will have to forgive me for being a bit slow. Did that say “12″ or did I transpose two numbers?

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:22 am

    MUD – If you’re out of touch, I am right there with you. There is no reason 12-year olds should be having sex. None.

    Kim – No, you read correctly. 12. Unbelievable.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:26 am

    I was using Magnum’s at 12.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:41 am


    Shouldn’t it be “Hot Wheels?”
    The world has officially gone crazy.
    What’s next, “Hello Kitty” diaphragms?

  6. USAdmiral Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    It is a mess over there.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Randal – May I quote The 40-Year Old Virgin? “Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis… “

    Mrs. Crankipants – Well, we have to make sex kid-friendly nowadays. Ugh.

    USAdmiral – And it’s not getting any better.

  8. Dannytheman Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    True Story…
    My sons classmate in 7th grade out here in the burbs, his girlfriend is pregnant, he just turned 13, she 12. Now get this, the girls mom is 28….
    I am having the “no glove, no love” talk this weekend.

    Don’t be a dummy, cum on her tummy!!

    I have 4 sons, I got a million of them….

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Danny – That’s a frakkin’ disgrace. “Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.”

  10. Crusty Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    The Swiss better tell them to take this matter in hand

  11. dragonlady474 Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Ughh…this just makes me sick. If the world is this bad now, what is it going to be like when my grandbaby is growing up??

  12. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    I assume Randal was using those to make slingshots at 12, are we correct on that Wyatt? lol

  13. Veeshir Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Talk about not knowing your target audience.

    How many of the few 12 year old boys who are having sex and who also can work up the nerve to buy condoms will ask for “small”?

    I’m going with “None”.

  14. Mike47 Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    How can a snot-nosed 12-year-old get it up, let alone produce the juice? Have they been feeding kids hormones and steroids in their chow? Time to re-name the continent “You’re-up”, I guess.

  15. skip Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 2:02 am

    At 12 thats all I did 24/7 was play with it.
    Didn’t get laid till 16 though.

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 10:26 am

    Crusty – Then they won’t need the condoms.

    DL474 – Some of them will be having sex at 9?

    Jon – Nah, he used them as a belt.

    Veeshir – You are correct, sir!

    Mike47 – I couldn’t see it happening to me. Then again, I still can’t see how I am lucky enough to have sex.

    Skip – That explains the hairy palms. Heh. I didn’t score until I was 18.