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WWE Wrestler Allegedly Smacks Woman

By Wyatt Earp | January 28, 2010

Now does this look like a man who would hit a woman? Heh.

WWE wrestler Greg “Hurricane” Helms allegedly smacked several people — including a woman — before he and Chris Jericho were arrested at a Kentucky gas station yesterday, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

We’re told several people were in a taxi cab with Helms and Jericho when things allegedly got violent around 4 AM yesterday. Cops say they spoke to several members of the group who told them Helms struck three people — including Jericho, a man named Gary Kelley and a female passenger named Ashley Storer.

Witnesses told cops Helms ran from the scene right after the violent incident but returned to the gas station soon after, where he — along with Jericho — was arrested for being drunk in public.

I was a huge wrestling fan when I was growing up, and I always had two questions. First, why won’t Sunny return my phone calls? Second, why is it that wrestlers always throw fake punches against each other, but very real punches against the public?

Topics: The Job | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “WWE Wrestler Allegedly Smacks Woman”

  1. Watuschskie Says:
    January 28th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    I am going to withhold my alleged comments about this alleged wrestler hitting a woman until I see what the alleged woman looked like.

  2. Randal Graves Says:
    January 28th, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Chris Jericho is no Chris Benoit…oh wait.
    Chris Jericho is no Owen Hart…oh wait.
    I got it; Chris Jericho is no Andre the Giant.


  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 12:02 am

    Watuschskie – Yeah, I mean no one should hit a pretty girl. Heh.

    Randal – You sir, are going to Hell.

  4. Kim Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 6:06 am

    Fake? FAKE? You suggest that wrestling is fake? I am shocked!

  5. John D Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Too bad this didn’t happen in Maricopa County, Arizona. The boys’d be wearing pink underwear and eating baloney sandwiches in Joe Arpaio’s tent city.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Kim – Sorry, I didn’t mean to ruin it for you. :)

    John D – Of course, wrestlers are used to wearing odd-colored tights . . .

  7. Ingineer66 Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    I can’t help but chuckle just reading the phrase “arrested at a Kentucky gas station”. The story just oozes class.