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Tiger Woods Admits “Transgressions”

By Wyatt Earp | December 2, 2009

Tiger Woods stitches


THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. – Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets “with all of my heart,” and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.

His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer.

“I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” Woods said on his Web site . “I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.” (LINK)

What a knucklehead. For those of you who haven’t seen her, this is Elin Nordegren, Tiger’s wife. She made her living as a bikini model in her home country – Sweden!

Elin Nordegren

I guess what they say is true. No matter how hot the woman is, there’s some guy out there tired of boinking her.

Topics: Babes, Golf | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Tiger Woods Admits “Transgressions””

  1. RT Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Don’t even get me started on men (or women for that matter) who cannot keep their vows and their nether regions in their pants.


  2. Ingineer66 Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    I knew his wife was hot, but wow she is really hot. The gals he was banging are super hot too, but he is married and needs to keep it at home. What is it with these people that cannot be happy with what they have, they always want more.

  3. Rob in Katy Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Walton and Johnson summed it up pretty well this morning: Sometimes “eager” trumps “hot” and maybe Mrs. Woods just isn’t as eager has she once was :) I mean, she has already cashed the paycheck, no need to hustle anymore… (just paraphrasing)

  4. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

    They both get clubbed in the head………

    There are millions of jokes out there……..

  5. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    I still can’t tell a joke……..

    They still get clubbed in the head by Scandinavians….

  6. Crusty Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:07 pm


  7. metoo Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Just shows what happens when you’re hitting on someone else’s fairway. His wife needs to take him to the cleaners, dump his sorry butt and move on. Once a cheater; always a cheater.

  8. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Some guys think pregnant women look great. Some think they are hideous. I hope that his wife plays the ball where it lies and keeps him around for the pay days. MUD

  9. Bill Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Putz is the right word. He should have kept it at home and in his pants.

    Proof that money, fame, fortune and a real hot wife don’t guarantee happiness.

    What a shame.

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    One of his mistresses confided that when they had sex, Tiger would scream, “It’s in the hole, it’s in the hole! YES!”