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Ivana Get Rid Of The Children

By Wyatt Earp | December 28, 2009

It would appear that The Donlad’s ex-wife Ivana is not going to be a spokesperson for anytime soon. You would think that someone who spent their life spending someone else’s money would cut a little slack to some kids.


PALM BEACH, Fla. – Police say Ivana Trump has been escorted off a plane in Florida after she became belligerent when children were running and screaming in the aisles.

Authorities say the first ex-wife of billionaire Donald Trump cursed at the children Saturday, and when flight attendants on the New York-bound plane tried to calm her, she became even more aggravated. Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies asked Trump to voluntarily exit the plane, but they said she refused. She was then escorted off.

In fairness, the kids were blocking the path to her seat in the First Class Bitch section.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Ivana Get Rid Of The Children”

  1. Tennessee Budd Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    I don’t have any use for tricycle motors running & screaming in aisles, either. When the kids were that age, they knew to damned well behave in public.

  2. Teetop Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:41 pm


  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Oh Wyatt, give Ivana a break, husband number four is trying to take her to the cleaners! She blew a hefty wad of dough to park it in first class, all she wanted to do was relax and pour some chardonnay past those bee stung lips of hers. It’s a plane not a playground, if the parents can’t set boundaries for their rugrats, they should consider driving.

    BTW, best headline ever!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Budd – True enough, but were you ever thrown off a plane because of your rant? I’m guessing no. Ivana overreacted and thought she could get away with it because she’s “famous.” Lesson learned.

    Teetop – See You Next Thursday!

    Mrs. Crankipants – I’m not completely excusing the parents. When we went to Arizona, Kyle was 5 and Erik was 2. They were told, a la Howard Stern, to Shut up, Sit down!, and they did. Still, to throw an immense hissy fit because of some rugrats reeks of mental instability.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    I don’t think it’s mental instability, it’s more of a “I’m so rich, I don’t live in the real world” kind of thing. People constantly kiss her wealthy derriere, she’s used to getting her way. In her house, a tantrum will send the housekeepers scurrying, on an airplane with a few drinks in her, not so much as she’s recently discovered.

    There are way too many parents who think their screaming, hype active monsters are absolutely darling, and therefore, the rest of the universe surely must feel the same. They have no concept of discipline or consideration for other people. Scary. They all should have been tossed off the plane.

    (P.S. Believe me, all my little crumb-snatcher needs to see is “The Look” to decide that behaving himself would be in his best interest.)

  6. Kim Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Children are children. If they lose control of their senses, it is understandable. They are children. Yes, the parents need to set boundaries and need to enforce them.

    However, Ms Ivana is an adult. Yet, it soulds like she acted worse than the children. Judging by the fact that the attendants appeared (from what is in the article) to be more focused on her than the children tells me the children were not the huge problem that Ms Ivana would have people believe.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Parents who let their kids run roughshod should be hit over the head with a mallet. At Randal’s Christmas party, the missus and I barely sat for five minutes because we were too busy chasing Julia and Kevin.

    Kim – She overreacted and they slammed her for it. In my opinion she deserved it.

  8. Jason Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Tonight at the in laws my two (almost 5 & just turned 6) did something they were told not to do thinking that because we were at G&G’s house nothing would come of it.

    They were mistaken.

    After the spanking and the sit down/chat, my FIL thanked me. He said something like “there aren’t enough like you today”.

    Amen to that.

    Unfortunately, spanking is frowned upon by those seeking to destroy our society. I’ve perfected the “you need to behave” look for those occasions when spankings might result in a shake down.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Jason – Spankings are a necessary evil. People who are never disciplined grow up to be Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

  10. Tennessee Budd Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    True, Wyatt, I haven’t. We agree about parents who let kids act that way, though (a mallet sounds right).

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Budd – A mallet in the very least! :)