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It’s New Year’s Eve

By Wyatt Earp | December 31, 2009

Most people either reflect back upon the passing year or look ahead to the new year ahead. 2009 wasn’t the best year ever – what with the cancer and all – so I’ll look ahead to the new year and post a few of my resolutions for 2010. You know, the ones I’ll surely break by January 2nd. Here goes.

1. An injury-free hockey season. I haven’t played a full season since 2006. In 2007, I missed three months from a knee injury. In 2008, I missed two months after my appendectomy. In 2009, I missed a month after my cancer surgery. It would be nice if I could stay off the IR this year, but now that I jinxed myself, I’ll probably suffer a horrendous vacuuming injury.

2. A completely hairless 2010. Being a guy is a real chore. When you get older, hair starts coming out from everywhere. The ears, the back, the toes. It’s pretty disgusting, and since I’m a dainty little gunfighter, I will ramp up my hair removal techniques. I’m pretty sure a weekly Nair bath will do the trick.

3. Less “I” sores on the blog. Since SYLG is a fairly personal blog, I talk about myself a lot. I realize that I talk about me far too much, and maybe you don’t want to hear me talk about me. So I figured I would talk less about me (and I) in an effort to help you enjoy my blog – which is sometimes about me . . . I think. I do not want myself to dominate my posts, and I would like to take action. I hope you like my solution, and you can let me know if I am doing a good enough job moving the topic away from me (and I).

So, anyone else have resolutions you want to share?

Topics: Coolness! | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “It’s New Year’s Eve”

  1. AJ Lynch Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    I resolve to waste more of my time on the internets if that is even possible.

  2. Kim Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    I resolve to NOT visit the international space station.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I resolve to:

    1. Lose ten pounds.
    2. Lessen my carbon footprint.
    3. Stop reading hairy, self centered, cop blogs.

    Happy New Year Wyatt!!!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    AJ- The Internet is not a waste of time!!! (Posted for my wife’s benefit.)

    Kim – Wow, that’s a good one!

    Mrs. Crankipants – 1. You don’t need it.
    2. Go buy a Humvee.
    3. You will be missed. :P

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I was just kidding about #2.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Good, I thought you were going over to the Dark (Algore) Side.

  7. cbullitt Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    I resolve not to pick up any trannies in bars and to not tell my drunken friends if they do. Hey, I’ll still be an asshole next year.

    Happy New Year to you, the wife and the brood, Wyatt.
    Thanks for pimping my blog early on–now you’re stuck with me.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    cbullitt – Yeah, trannies are the worst. Oh, um. so I’ve heard. Happy New Year, sir.

  9. Diller Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    I’m gonna try to drink less,lose weight and be more lovable……what a crock that was. Happy New Year, Wyatt,to you and your family.

  10. Watuschski Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Here’s mine:
    1. I promise to incease my carbon footprint by at least 69%.
    2. I promise to smirk and snear even more at the moonbat demokratz.
    3. I promise to piss in Major Nadal’s IV tube.

  11. RT Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    I’m going to resolve to change the television station and stop watching a Johnny Mathis special.

    Don’t ask.

  12. Clady Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Have a good 2010! Joy and good health to you.

    As for resolutions….I have too many weaknesses I have to work on so the resolutions are too numerous to mention.

  13. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 3:38 am

    My resolution is the same one I make every new year.

    “I hereby resolve to make no resolutions”

    Happy New Year y’all!!!

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Diller – Well, with the resolutions, it’s the thought that counts.

    Watuschski – Now I would like to see #3.

    RT – Wow. I’m not even going there.

    Clady – The missus and I decided to lose weight. I gained back about 7 pounds that I lost a few months ago.

    RAPH – Well, you can surely stick by that!