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Dude, Where’s My Bar?

By Wyatt Earp | December 31, 2009

This handsome devil is Gregory Oras of Florida. He is, in my estimation, the greatest party guy America has ever known. :

OLDSMAR, Fla. — Authorities say a Florida man who called 911 claiming he’d been beaten and shot at was hoping the tale would get him a ride to a bar. Instead, 37-year-old Gregory J. Oras is facing charges of misusing the 911 system and battery of a law enforcement officer.

An arrest report says Oras called 911 three times before his arrest early Tuesday in Oldsmar, northwest of Tampa. He told the dispatcher he had a broken nose and bleeding ears, and claimed people were shooting at him.

Authorities say he was actually looking for a ride to another bar.

Ya know, if you have to dial 911 to get a ride to another bar you probably have a teensy weensy drinking problem. Just sayin’.

Topics: The Job | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Dude, Where’s My Bar?”

  1. Crusty Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Greg is a confidant of Max Baucus. After everyone walked out of the bar, Max wanted him to come down and tell him how the Dems passed the Health care bill. ” “Hell Greg, you don’t have a ride call 911 the Gov’t is paying”

  2. John D Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 10:46 am

    I’ll add this clown to the list of guys I don’t want my daughters dating. It’s a long list. And ammo is so expensive these days.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Crusty – I wish that were sarcasm, but with Baucus . . .

    John D – But he seems like such a nice, polite Christian boy.

  4. Metoo Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Seriously, this guy needs to crawl back under his rock and stay there until Dec.31,2010. Can you say but* ugly??

  5. Ralph Short Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    There is no way this guy is a voter, right?

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    He looks like Iggy Pop’s brother who resides in a double wide.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    MeToo – It’s okay, you can write “butt” here. :)

    Ralph – Oh he is almost surely a Ron Paul fan.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Iggy is much more attractive than this toad.

  8. Clady Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    The look on his face looks like he’s saying…”Dude, where’s my brain?”

  9. Picky Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Did anybody else notice how much this guy’s eyes look like Rasputin’s in the previous post?

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Clady – Or, where’s my beer?

    Picky – Eerie, isn’t it?