Chef Paula Deen Struck By Ham
By Wyatt Earp | November 24, 2009
Celebrity chef Paula Deen has proven once and for all that pigs can fly.
Now, I’m not a professional chef, but I do have some common sense. That being said, if I were helping unload hams, the first thing I would do was keep my eyes open for some airborne swine.
But that’s just me.
ATLANTA – Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.
The Food Network star was helping unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank on Monday when someone threw one of the hams like a football and accidentally smacked her.
Deen tells WGCL-TV: “I thought it busted my lip, but it didn’t.” ()
Drivers, start your snark! I’ll begin:
5. Serves Deen right for putting pearls before swine.
4. Immediately after being struck, Paula squealed like a pig.
3. Deen would have caught the item if she weren’t so ham-handed.
2. Sadly, Paula was the victim of a drive-by hamming.
1. Deen claimed she had never been porked so hard.
Topics: Snarkasm | 11 Comments »
November 24th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Paula Deen survives The Swine Flew!
November 24th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Well played, dear!
November 24th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Paula didn’t read the playbook- it was the Ham Mary pass!
November 24th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
The volunteer who threw it should have been arrested for attempted hamicide.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Yours put mine to shame. *cowers in corner*
November 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
This is the video of the incident…
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=45b_1259032771
Kinda reminds me of Marsha Brady vs. the pigskin.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Hogging the attention I see!
A loaf of bread, a cup of swine and sow?
November 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
“Paula Deen Gets Porked”.
November 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am
The only time I ever was knocked out was in High School. The coaches had each of us throw a softball for distance and I was shagging the throws from the out field. I caught one and turned to throw it in by home plate when I caught a softball right on the forehead. Those brand new softballs, Ain’t. All I remember was somebody turned off the lights and the next thing I knew I was in the nurse’s station with an ice pack on my forehead. I can’t imagine anyone throwing a ham like that. MUD
November 25th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
She couldn’t have been porked, the ham was …ahhh…boneless.
November 26th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Paula Deen should be arrested for the crap she is teaching people to eat. Bacon grease and butter, TOOT TOOT. The woman is a cow and I guess it is true that misery loves company. Has anyone asked you to try to make our children healthy or should we just feed them to death?