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Kathy Ireland Dumped!

By Wyatt Earp | October 1, 2009

Kathy Ireland football

Who would do such a thing? Oh yeah, the toads from that lame dancing show.

On tonight’s results show of “Dancing With the Stars,” Kathy Ireland, the former swimsuit model, was sent home after performing a stiff, tentative quickstep that failed to connect with the judges and, apparently, the viewers.

Tom DeLay, the former House speaker, was tied with Ireland at the bottom of the judges’ leaderboard with only 18 points, but he wasn’t named one of the three contestants who were at risk of elimination during tonight’s show. That dishonor went to the actress Debi Mazar and the snowboarder Louis Vito. (H/TFOXNews)

What kind of cosmic joke is it when smoking hot Kathy Ireland has to share screen time with butt-ugly Debi Mazar? Kathy, if you need some cheering up, give me a call. I can be reached at any time, day or night.

Topics: Babes | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Kathy Ireland Dumped!”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Talk about a muffin top…

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Randal – Holy crap, dude! Is she pregnant??

  3. metoo Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Kathy admits she gained a lot of weight after her last child but has since lost the weight and looks as good as ever. She is a very devout Christian and admitted she was not comfortable having a man, other than her husband, holding her so close so as a result, her dancing was very stiff. Think ya may be out of luck on her giving you a call, Wyatt.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am

    “and looks as good as ever”


  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Debi Mazar is butt ugly and Kathy Ireland is smokin’ hot.
    I don’t think so.

  6. Bitter Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 10:49 am

    She also made a point at the beginning of the show that she didn’t do the kind of modeling that really required you to really move smoothly. She was extremely stiff during the dances.

    I admit, I’m watching because of Tom Delay. He’s hysterical. At this point, he’s dancing on a pre-stress fracture and clearly in excruciating pain. I feel so bad for him. But he’s still giving it a damn good try.

    But, in Ireland’s defense, she should not have been kicked off so early. If only because I object to at least 3 professional dancers who are dancing as “stars.” Call me nuts, but I don’t think that they should keep a professional choreographer on while pretending she’s being taught to dance and then kick someone who really is learning to dance like Ireland off. It’s not quite the spirit of the competition.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 11:49 am

    MeToo – So I guess I won’t be able to, either? Well forget her, then!

    Randal – POW!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Meh. With those lips she looks like she has a babboon’s ass on her face.

    Bitter – “Next time on Dancing With The Stars: Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers!”

  8. Dennis Petty Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 am

    When our new Nebraska Furniture Mart opened up in Kansas City a couple of years back Kathy came and read a couple of books she had written to the Kids. I just had to go over and listen for a while. kathy is so sweet and man her eyes just capture your attention. She has my vote for anything she wants to be. MUD

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Dennis – You and me both.

  10. Woody Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    BTW: Kathy was my blog’s featured babe last week.