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Man Arrested For Smuggling Marbles

By Wyatt Earp | August 28, 2009

Banana HammockRemind me to never ride my bike in Florida. Apparently, they have some serious restrictions on male thongs.

Personally, I like cycling in Philly. No one cares what I wear when I do it, and that’s good when I need a little “air” down there.

What? I’m just sayin’.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — A 55-year-old man known for biking around Tallahassee wearing nothing but a thong is facing a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct for exposing himself.

Richard Irby was booked into the Leon County Jail on Thursday. According to an arrest warrant, Irby allegedly exposed himself three different times.

According to the Tallahassee Democrat, an officer who responded to a mobile home park on Aug. 17 was told that a resident saw Irby walking in a thong. The resident said Irby’s genitals were exposed. (H/TFOXNews)

That. Is. Awesome! The officer in question should immediately be given a 10% raise for performing above and beyond the call of duty.

Topics: WTF? | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Man Arrested For Smuggling Marbles”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    Sometimes it’s the ‘little’ things… :-)

  2. RT Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    That just made my brain hurt.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Old NFO – Hey, size doesn’t matter! At least that’s what I keep telling myself.

    RT – Then my mission is complete.

  4. USAdmiral Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    There are just as many nut cases down here as there are in California.