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10 Hottest Female Athletes

By Wyatt Earp | August 28, 2009

Maria Sharapova swimsuit

FOXNews has a lame slideshow of the alleged top 10 hottest female athletes. After poring over this list, I can confirm its lame-osity. Venus and Serena Williams? Amanda beard and Steffi Graf?

Please guys, stop smoking the crack.

Of course, they did pick a few winners, like Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova (above), but the rest? It’s more like a revival of Cash for Clunkers. Personally, they should have ditched the Williams sisters in favor of someone more palatable, like Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice:

Stephanie Rice

Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “10 Hottest Female Athletes”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    It’s a bunch of trannies.

  2. jimmyb Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Are they using the same judges that pick Michelle Osama as one of the top 100 babes (Maxim, was it?)?

  3. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 3:11 am

    THIS one gets my vote………

  4. Sully Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 6:36 am

    What lovely floatation devices.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Randal – Most of FOX’s list is.

    JimmyB – No one in my office could understand that one, even the Obama fans.

    RAPH – She is smoking hot.

    Sully – They’re why she gets such good lap times.

  6. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    how did Danica Patrick get in there? I mean she is pretty hot, but “athlete” ? she drives a car for her sport!!

  7. USAdmiral Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 9:13 am

    It has to be crack.