By Wyatt Earp | July 12, 2009
America took a big credibility hit last week when Al Freakin’ Franken was declared the winner of the disputed Minnesota Senate race. The land of Paul Bunyan was a laughingstock when they elected Jesse “The Body” Ventura governor; now, they are just plain sad.
This jackass is the subject of this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a sample:
Just when you thought it was safe to enter Washington, D.C.
Liberal politician, alleged comedian, and ugly, ugly man Al Franken was declared the winner of the highly contested Minnesota Senate race last week. The victory, handed down by the Minnesota Supreme Court, set off a chain reaction of events never before seen in American politics. Franken supporters rushed out to retail stores, in the hopes of purchasing “The Best of Al Franken” DVD – which is now a collector’s item. Consumers were dismayed, however, when they realized that Franken’s “Best Of” DVD is completely blank.
Franken detractors, on the other hand, immediately cried foul and filed an official Claim of Shenanigans with the Library of Congress. This move was not surprising, since reports abounded that Franken votes were being “found” in car trunks, church attics, and Rachel Maddow’s bathtub. In fact, about the only location where Franken votes were not being found was the polling place! The courts found in favor of Franken, anyway, and he packed his bags for the nation’s capital.
So now, the United States Senate can boast that it has received the “gifts” of Feingold, Franken nonsense, and Murtha. For the Democrats, it is Christmas in July, and a very bad Santa just brought them their 60-member, filibuster-proof majority. Santa was also going to leave a lump of coal in the GOP stocking, but with President Obama’s new “green” legislation, coal is now as welcome as bikini photos of Nancy Pelosi.
You can read the rest of the hilarity HERE.