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Birth Certificate Truthers Come To Delaware

By Wyatt Earp | July 21, 2009

And they’re cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs:

The congressman in question? Mike Castle of Delaware, whom you’ll remember for his mavericky maverickness in voting for Obama’s cap-and-trade monstrosity. He got an earful about that too — watch the second clip below — but it’s the Truther spectacle in the first vid that’s getting media attention, natch. Expect these people to play the same role at GOP primary events in 2012 that 9/11 Truthers played at Democratic rallies last year, occasionally cornering the wary candidate with a video camera to ask if he/she “supports a new investigation” and receiving the same vague, wary assurances that of course he/she will be happy to “look into it.” (H/THot Air)

You may want to get some duct tape before viewing this video.

Okay, just so everyone knows, I have little to no tolerance for the Obama birth certificate crowd. In my opinion, it’s a non-issue. As Obama himself is fond of saying, “I won.” He may be a smug little bastard, but he’s absolutely correct. Obama won the election, and even if there was something to this birth certificate nonsense, Obama’s ouster would mean that Joe freakin’ Biden would be the new POTUS.

Anyone want that to happen?

Topics: WTF? | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Birth Certificate Truthers Come To Delaware”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    I need to get one of those Birth Certificates from the United States of America. Mine is only from Pennsylvania.

    Someone should punch her in the throat and then get her another cigarette.

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Biden is such a numbskull, I’m amazed there’s enough neurological activity to support organ function.

    These people are crazy.

  3. Jason Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Biden is impeachment insurance.

  4. Morgan Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    My own take on the Birther matter is this: since Barack Obama hasn’t produced his birth certificate, I remain doubtful of his natural birth, and since the Birthers haven’t produced proof Obama was born in Kenya, I doubt their claims as well.

    My reason for wanting to see Obama’s birth certificate isn’t because I’m haven’t accepted his election victory. It’s because I don’t want the Constitution to be subverted. Ever.

  5. MeToo Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Guess it’s a case of “better the devil you know” unfortunately. Just keep the 2010 elections in mind.

  6. Raptor Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    My sentiments exactly, Morgan.

    And one plus (if you can call it that) about Biden possibly becoming POTUS is that he doesn’t have the personality cult that’s enabled King Obama I to advance so much of his agenda.

  7. Morgan Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    And one plus (if you can call it that) about Biden possibly becoming POTUS is that he doesn’t have the personality cult that’s enabled King Obama I to advance so much of his agenda.

    Very good point, Raptor. An interesting question to ask concerning the possibility (God forbid) of a President Biden: What could Joe Biden do that would be worse than what Barack Obama is doing right now?

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Randal – Heh, you’re so going to Hell.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Well, Delaware is the first state . . . first in idiocy.

    Jason – You got that right. Obama’s no dummy.

    Morgan – I wonder why he hasn’t released it, but then I move on after about ten seconds.

    MeToo – Hopefully, the GOP will get its act together by then.

    Raptor – And that’s dwindling. He and Romney are neck-and-neck in the polls for 2012. Hmm . . .

    Morgan – Don’t ask. The man is a walking, talking moron.

  9. Woody Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Sorry Wyatt, have to call bullshit on your argument there. I’ll give it to you nice and slow, so you don’t miss the important bits:

    Our government is CONSTITUTIONALLY obligated… OBLIGATED to verify… VERIFY the elligibility of the person elected by the Electoral College to the office of President. In this case they were completely negligent.

    Obama’s “certificate of live birth” is meaningless. It is NOT a birth certificate. A birth certificate is a similair, but different document, and would list the doctor who performed the delivery, the hospital and all kinds of other details we could check. Many people from Hawaii say that the certificate that Obama produced could be obtained even if the baby had been born out of state.

    Obama has spent almost $1,000,000 fighting to keep his birth certificate under wraps so far. Don’t you think he’d rather donate that money to ACORN or something? What has he got to hide?

    The Pentagon just rescinded the deployment orders for the soldier who was suing to get Obama to produce the certificate. You think they did that on their own? Don’t need anymore manpower over there I guess. Too many soldiers… haven’t you heard that on the news, about too many soldiers over in Afghanistan? No?

    This stinks to high heaven Wyatt. Sure that lady in the video is a little batty with her Pledge of Allegiance thing, but this is not some crazy conspiracy therory, it’s a legitimate concern created entirely by Obama’s own refusal to produce the little f-ing piece of paper and be done with it. It’s not trivial either, it’s the Presidency of The United States of America for Christ’s sake.

  10. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Going a little farther than Woody…..(sorry Wyatt I agree with him)

    While many have little interest in getting in the
    middle of the
    Obama birth issue, Paul Hollrah over at FSM did so
    yesterday and
    believes the issue can be resolved by Obama answering one simple question:.

    What passport did he use when he was shuttling
    between New York , Jakarta and Karachi ?

    So how did a young man who arrived in New York in early June 1981, without the price of a hotel room in his pocket, suddenly come up with the price of a round-the-world
    trip just a month later?

    And once he was on a plane, shuttling between New York , Jakarta , and Karachi , what passport was he offering when he passed through Customs and Immigration?

    The American people not only deserve to have answers to these questions, they must have answers.

    It makes the debate over Obama’s citizenship a rather short and simple one..

    Q: Did he travel to Pakistan in 1981, at age 20?

    A : Yes, by his own admission.

    Q: What passport did he travel under?

    A: There are only three possibilities.

    (1) He traveled with a U.S. Passport,

    (2) He traveled with a British passport, or

    (3) He traveled with an Indonesian passport.

    Q: Is it possible that Obama traveled with a U.S. Passport in 1981?

    A: No. It is not possible.

    Pakistan was on the U.S. State Department’s “no travel” list in 1981..


    When Obama went to Pakistan in 1981 he was traveling either with a British passport or an Indonesian passport.

    If he were traveling with a British passport that would provide proof that he was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961, not in Hawaii as he claims.

    And if he were traveling with an Indonesian passport that would tend to prove that he relinquished whatever previous citizenship he held, British or American, prior to being adopted by his Indonesian step-father in 1967..

    Whatever the truth of the matter, the American
    people need to know how he managed to become a “natural born” American citizen between 1981 and 2008..

    Given the destructive nature of his plans for America ,
    as illustrated by his speech before Congress and the disastrous spending plan he has presented to Congress,
    the sooner we learn the truth of all this, the better.

    If you don’t care that Your President is not a
    natural born Citizen and in Violation of the Constitution, remember, as said by Congress “We are a”NATION OF LAWS “..


  11. Woody Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    And then there’s that…

    I’m really getting fed up with conservatives with short attention spans likening people who don’t buy Obama’s bullshit with the 9-11 conspiracy nutjobs.

  12. Randal Graves Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 am


  13. Yorn Says:
    July 22nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Jesus H. Christ, you conspiracy theorists are completely batshit. Obama’s Certificate of Live Birth is readily available for anyone with a computer to see, as is the 8/13/1961 newspaper clipping annoucing his birth from the Honolulu Advertiser.

    Maybe Elvis, Sasquatch and the One Armed Man traveled back in time to alter newspaper accounts and HI state records to protect our Manchurian Candidate. Lay off the pipe people!