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Friday, July 24th, 2009Stealing Harvard Caption Contest
(Source: AP)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 27th. Good luck!
Original Caption: In this photo taken by a neighbor Thursday July 16, 2009 Henry Louis Gates Jr. center, the director of Harvard [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Friday, July 24th, 2009This week’s entry comes from “Mel,” who (after this comment) is now in the running for moron of the year.
Mel decided to chime in on the very timely post entitled, “ACORN Invades Philadelphia.” A post which was written four and a half months ago! Why do these idiots always submit their [...]
Evan Is A Place On Earth
Friday, July 24th, 2009Hollywood beauty Evan Rachel Wood has a thing for older guys, weird guys, and apparently, gay guys.
Good Lord, who doesn’t she drool over?
When it comes to romantic relationships, Evan Rachel Wood seems to opt for older guys – Marilyn Manson, Mickey Rourke and now she’s moved on to actor Shane West. So what [...]
Barack Obama: No Friend Of The Police
Friday, July 24th, 2009Sure, this is not much of a surprise, since Obama is not a fan of the military, either, but it still grinds my gears when I read about his comments about the Cambridge Police. We have a difficult enough job as it is. The last thing we need is to have the President [...]
Common Sense Tips For Police Officers
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009Why is it that when the weather is completely and utterly miserable the morons come out in force? Is it the humidity? Is it the dropping barometric pressure? Or is it just that the idiots love to anger me when I’m in a particularly sour mood? Either way, Tuesday was that [...]
Welcome To Hockeytown
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009Population: Kyle and Erik.
Well, I told the boys it would be difficult to go the entire season undefeated. In this case, it came at Game #2. Tuesday’s game was rained out, so the make-up game was last night. And it didn’t take long to tell which team was the dominant one. [...]
Obama Will “Rescue” Health Care?
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009Oh, thank God Obama! Now I feel secure in my health care and the health care afforded my family!
While I was out with the kids last night, I decided to participate in a little self-abuse by listening to Obama’s 1,000th press conference – it has been that many now, right? – on the radio. [...]
Man Arrested For Threatening Telemarketer
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009I don’t mean to be a dink, but is there any jury in America that would convict a guy – even this guy – for threatening a freakin’ telemarketer? Maybe I should represent Mr. Papanfus:
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you, is there any one of you seated here today that has [...]
Philadelphia Police Shoot, Kill Suspect
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009Good Guys – 1, Bad Guy – 0.
Now before all of the trolls come out from under their bridge, let’s make note of the most important part of this story: The offender broke one officer’s wrist after wrestling his asp from him, and grabbed the gun from the other officer during the confrontation.
He already beat [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009Here’s another Revolutionary War battle you may have never heard about. Enjoy!
July 22, 1779 – The Battle Of Minisink Ford, New York
On this day in 1779, Mohawk Indian Chief Joseph Brant leads a mixed force of Loyalists and Indians in surrounding a force of 120 colonial militiamen from New York and New Jersey at [...]