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Exotic Dancer Attacked With Stiletto

By Wyatt Earp | April 23, 2009


Suspects flee the assault scene.

AKRON, Ohio – Ohio police say a 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel.

52 years old? I guess it’s safe to say she wouldn’t be headlining. She is probably more of a Tuesday afternoon girl.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards says the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn’t think the club needed more dancers. Police say one of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room.

Apparently, the victim got the “point” rather quickly. Heh, I’m going to Hell.

The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant. ()

Wow, that’s frakked up. The truly sad part of all of this is that the victim will have to find another line of work. Those staples will set off the metal detectors in the club, and every strip club has them.

Um . . . or so I’ve heard.

Topics: WTF? | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Exotic Dancer Attacked With Stiletto”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 am

    OK, if you’re a stripper who’s insanely jealous of the newly-hired 52-year-old, you may need to think about that next career.

  2. Ed Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Wyatt you sure are familiar with the inner workings of said strip joints. Probably only visit them when necessary, meaning when duty calls I bet.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Doghouse – Or hit the gym!

    Ed – Um, yeah . . . the occasional search warrant and such. :)

  4. dragonlady474 Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    You know, you gotta appeal to those geriatric fetishes…I guess. LOL