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Missing Teacher Found With Student

By Wyatt Earp | February 25, 2009


Lovely. Just lovely. Will someone please answer these two questions for me?

1. What the Hell has become of our education system, and why are teachers – a lot of them female – starting romantic relationships with their students?

2. Where the Hell were these teachers when I was in high school? Yeah, Ms. Dwyer from my alma mater, I am looking at you!

A 24-year-old teacher from Holyoke, Massachusetts, is in custody after allegedly leaving town with a 15-year-old student, city officials said Tuesday.

I realize what the student saw in the teacher – she is kinda cute – but what does a woman her age see in a 15-year old kid?

Lisa Lavoie and the male student were found in Morgantown, West Virginia, Monday night after apparently being together for a week, Holyoke Mayor Michael Sullivan said.

Well, if they wanted to spend a month together, the obvious choice is to spend a week in West Virginia. Heh.

Investigators have charged Lavoie with enticement of a child.

On February 13, the student’s parents informed school officials of a possible relationship between the teacher and their son. That was late on a Friday afternoon, and when officials went to the school to question Lavoie, she was gone for the day. The next week was a vacation week for the school. (H/TCNN)

How immature must this broad be? Seriously. The chick needs help, and she needs it right quick.

Topics: WTF? | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Missing Teacher Found With Student”

  1. RT Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 2:35 am

    I don’t get it, either, Wyatt. I chose the high school level because I felt like I could be a positive impact…to right the wrongs I experienced. There is a level of unspoken trust between the students and teachers. I don’t understand why folks break that trust.

    Not to harp on psychology, though: In my child psych. course I learned that if someone is going to be a pervert when it comes to kids, that person will be attracted to occupations that interact with kids. I don’t know if it is purposeful or if even that perverted nature can out-of-nowhere pop up. We rarely, if ever, hear of what these folks were like aside from what got them into the news.

    It’s all just creepy and weird.

  2. MUD Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 10:02 am

    We have a local volleyball coach that was texting one of his players up to 16 times a day. No one really noticed except the whole team. The guy claims he was just being supportive. Oh yeah, real sharp. Put these people away. MUD

  3. Randal Graves Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    “kinda cute”…REALLY?

    Kinda cute for an episode of COPS maybe.

  4. CaptainAmerica Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 11:06 am


    Kinda cute? Dude we have to talk…

    Imagine your blog has me agreeing with your brother. Now that’s change. ;) Wow!

  5. Mike47 Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    Sex education in school has come a long way (snark). All we got was a stupid film. Only advantage was no one got STD’s from watching a film.

  6. Lergnom Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    I had eight years of being taught by nuns, and four more with priests. This is so totally outside my experience, it’s a sin and a shame.

  7. Doghouse Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I guess these are the ones that have moved on from working at the mall.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    RT – Agreed. I know a lot of people go into coaching for that reason, too. It soils the entire profession, and we always have to attend child abuse courses every school year.

    MUD – Especially because you can track text messages. What a dumbass.

    Randal – Hey, there’s something to be said for a dirty, filthy whore. And she has to look better when she’s not getting her mug shot taken.

    Captain – Oh, like you wouldn’t bang her. You’re Mr. Selective now?

    Mike47 – They’re taking a more “hands-on” approach.

    Lergnom – Me, too. I had a few lay teachers – Heh, heh – in high school, but not too many to write home about.

    Doghouse – She must have been the pretzel girl or something.

  9. Rick Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    When I was in school my youngest female teacher was 60.

  10. skielec Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Miss. Helton, 7th grade. Yeh, I’d hit that!
    All us guy’s would NOT miss 3rd period.