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Maine Freaks Out Over Topless Cafe

By Wyatt Earp | February 25, 2009


Oh, what’s the big deal? It’s not like the waitresses are Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins!

By the way, how great a plot line would this have been for Friends?

VASSALBORO, Maine – Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse. Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”

Yeah, the cash only policy is a good plan. I mean, where would people swipe their credit cards?

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by. (H/T - )

Oh, there are dudes, there? I’ll pass. Unless, of course, these gals are there:


Coffee, tea, or me? I want them!

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12 Responses to “Maine Freaks Out Over Topless Cafe”

  1. Diller Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    An old drinkin buddy of mine had this idea years ago. Just hard to get investors down here in the Bible belt. We had the waitress’s lined up, and the name of the cafe..”.Tits and Grits “. Even had one in the works for our gay residents….”Wieners and Waffles”.

  2. The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    That’s a different concept…Where do I apply?

  3. USA_Admiral Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    All kind of stuff wrong with Maine.

  4. John D Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    “Waitress, I’ll have the nondairy creamer, please.”

    Oh come on, you know it crossed your mind when you first read this.

  5. AJ Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    I don’t care that there are waiters too. Ain’t anything I haven’t seen, and it doesn’t detract from the view.

  6. Doghouse Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    John D beat me to it …

  7. Jon Brooks Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Doesn’t coffee come after the..wait for it……………..Maine course?

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Diller - “Wieners and Waffles.” Fan-tas-tic!

    TGYDBHTM - Wow, that’s hot. You’re my new favorite commenter!

    Admiral - Good lobster, though.

    John D - I wrote something similar and chickened out. Took it out before I posted it. Heh.

    AJ - Unless the guy doesn’t “man-scape.”

    Doghouse - Yeah, he’s good at pointing out stuff like that.

    Jon - Ba dump bump!

  9. Freddie Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Topless in Maine in February. I bet the waitresses don’t like it when the front door opens.

  10. vincent antonelli Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Mrs. Antonelli: “I cant believe you brought me here for breakfast. They’re naked!”

    Me: “Don’t be silly dear, they’re just sunny side up!”

  11. NMM1AFan Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I’m not sure there’s any women in Maine I’d want to see topless….


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