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Guard Jailed For Hiding Drugs In Tacos

By Wyatt Earp | February 28, 2009

<i>Someone's getting a strip search.</i>

Someone's getting a strip search.

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything.

TEXARKANA, Ark. — A former jail guard in Arkansas has been sentenced to 28 years in prison for sneaking syringes, marijuana and cell phones to inmates by hiding the items in food.

Deputies say 26-year-old Jordan Michael Waller carried tacos, pizzas and chili to work at the Miller County jail.

Authorities caught them after they noticed that while Waller brought in junk food every day, he never gained any weight.

He used the food to hide a stash of cell phones and chargers, methamphetamine, marijuana, tobacco and cigarette rolling papers. (H/TFOXNews)

I want to eat at this place. Any taco that is big enough to stash a cell phone and a charger inside must be more than worth the cost.

Topics: WTF? | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Guard Jailed For Hiding Drugs In Tacos”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Since I know the new Sheriff, I’ll have to harass him about the quality of his deputies :-)

    This actually happened last year, but they just got around to the trial. Almost as bad as the drug dealer caught trying to break in so he could make a delivery… probably ordered out on one of those cell phones!

  2. RT Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 3:15 am

    I wonder if he tried the old nail file in a cake trick.

  3. Diller Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 4:34 am

    “Blackberry Buritto”,”El Crank-o Taco”,just a couple of the orders that should have raised suspicions.

  4. John D Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    He got 28 years for defiling tacos? As far as I’m concerned, the b got off easy.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Old NFO – The only ones who smugle drugs into our prisons are defense attorneys.

    RT – Or a syringe.

    Diller – Or the dreaded .22-caliber tuna fish sammich.

    John D – Before, the only thing you worried about with Mexican food was the runs . . .

  6. Lergnom Says:
    March 1st, 2009 at 8:26 am
    The Quadruple Bypass Burger could hide a sawed-off shotgun.