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Man Tries To Get Ex’s Implants Back

By Wyatt Earp | January 30, 2009

<i>You'd need a wheelbarrow to get Pam's back!</i>

You'd need a wheelbarrow to get Pam's back!

People like this idiot are why I will always have job security.

VICTORVILLE, Calif. – Prosecutors say a spurned lover ambushed his ex-girlfriend and tried to cut out the breast implants he paid for by stabbing her. San Bernardino County prosecutor David Foy says 28-year-old Thomas Lee Rowley attacked his ex in July 2006 outside her mother’s home in Hesperia, some 70 miles northeast of Los Angeles in the Mojave Desert.

Good Lord, this guy sounds like a real boob. Heh.

Rowley is on trial in Superior Court in Victorville for attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, stalking, burglary, and false imprisonment.

The 26-year-old woman survived six stab wounds and the punctured breast implants were repaired. (H/T – )

Filthy frakkin’ animal. Would it be constitutional to implement the death penalty by beating this man to death with implants?

Topics: The Job | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Man Tries To Get Ex’s Implants Back”

  1. USA_Admiral Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    I think the damaged implants should have been implanted on the perp.

  2. Alan B Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Re USA_Admiral’s comment

    “My object all sublime
    I shall achieve in time —
    To let the punishment fit the crime —
    The punishment fit the crime;
    And make each prisoner pent
    Unwillingly represent
    A source of innocent merriment!
    Of innocent merriment!”

    The Mikado’s song by Gilbert and Sullivan.

  3. Diller Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Every so many years the Bobbit syndrome rears its ugly head,it can affect either sex.

  4. Doghouse Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Saline needs to somehow be involved in his punishment.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 1:44 am

    Admiral – On his back!

    Alan – Boobies make me merry!

    Diller – Amen to that.

    Doghouse – Chinese Saline Water Torture?