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Danica Patrick Arrested: For Speeding

By Wyatt Earp | December 31, 2008


Um, she’s a frakkin’ race car driver! Do you think that maybe she’s gonna have a lead foot?

Danica Patrick is a lean, mean, speeding machine.

The Indy race-car driver was reportedly busted this month in Arizona for speeding. According to, she was pulled over for driving 19 miles over the speed limit – 54 mph in a 35 mph zone.

The star reportedly received a citation and will appear in court in January, TMZ said. (H/T - FOXNews)

With all due respect to my brothers and sisters in Arizona law enforcement, what the Hell are you guys doing? Danica shouldn’t get special treatment because she’s famous, but honestly - 19 miles per hour over the speed limit for an Indy driver is an exercise in restraint!

Now stop crowing about your celebrity pinch and lock up some of the thousands of Mexicans that traipse through your state every day. Thank you.

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8 Responses to “Danica Patrick Arrested: For Speeding”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Nah Wyatt, they won’t that would be too much like work and the ACLU would be all over them…

  2. John D Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    She looks fast.

  3. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    No shit. Can’t a Racing Chick catch a break here, eh?


  4. Alan B Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    The Marshall said: ” …Now stop crowing about your celebrity pinch …”

    Just asking, would you say the same thing if the celebrity was Rosie O’Donnell? (Ducks)

    Just asking …

  5. RT Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    I got caught doing 75 in a 55 once. That didn’t make the news. Did she say that the car went faster because she’s so light? Just wondering. ;)

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Old NFO - Oh, I forgot. Illegals have more privileges than we do.

    John D - Not too fast for me!

    BZ - It’s unbelievable. I’d ask her to sign my unifrom and have her be on her way.

    Alan - Depends. If it was for going a few miles over the speed limit, I’d think it was nonsense, but I wouldn’t post a picture for y’all!

    RT - No, she carries rolls of nickels in her pockets when she drives now. Heh.

  7. CaptainAmerica Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    She’s overrated, dude… her driving, that is.

  8. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    January 1st, 2009 at 10:46 am

    yeah… i’d cuff that. heh.