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O.J. Simpson Guilty On All Counts

By Wyatt Earp | October 4, 2008

<i>How's that working out for ya, O.J.?</i>

How's that working out for ya, O.J.?

Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were unavailable for comment.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada — Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson was found guilty Friday of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year.

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: “Ha, Ha!”

Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen offenses stemming from the sports memorabilia heist. Stewart was found guilty of the same charges as Simpson.

Simpson sat quietly and showed little emotion at the defense table as courtroom clerk Sandra Jeter read the verdicts.

After the verdicts were read, deputies immediately handcuffed Simpson and led him out of the courtroom.

Oh, that’s a shame. Hey O.J., I’d keep a firm grasp upon that soap if I were you.

Simpson and Stewart could spend the rest of their lives in prison for these convictions. Clark County District Judge Jackie Glass set sentencing for December 5. (H/TCNN)

Don’t count on it. However, Simpson will definitely spend some quality time in jail, and that almost makes up for him turning his ex-wife into a Pez dispenser.

Topics: Evil = Funny, The Job | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “O.J. Simpson Guilty On All Counts”

  1. Deanna Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Really? He didn’t slime himself out of this situation? Hard to believe.

  2. Easily Lost Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    The big question now is, will he actually go to prison and serve any time. I’m not holding my breath, even if i look good smurf blue.

  3. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    WOHOO! Karma is a bitch…kind of like what OJ will be in prison.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    The Juice ain’t loose!

  5. marvin Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    The good thing about our system is that the dirt bags will eventually do something that they can’t weasel their way out of.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Deanna – Yeah, but he’s not sentenced yet . . .

    E.L. – I hope he gets at least 15 years, but with our luck, he’ll get the minimum.

    DL474 – He’ll make a good wife for some thug.

    Randal – Not anymore.

    Marvin – Yeah, you would have thought slitting throats would do it, but I’ll take this instead.

  7. RT Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    I so love how this happened on the same day he walked free for murders.