By Wyatt Earp | October 4, 2008
Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were unavailable for comment.
LAS VEGAS, Nevada — Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson was found guilty Friday of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year.
In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: “Ha, Ha!”
Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen offenses stemming from the sports memorabilia heist. Stewart was found guilty of the same charges as Simpson.
Simpson sat quietly and showed little emotion at the defense table as courtroom clerk Sandra Jeter read the verdicts.
After the verdicts were read, deputies immediately handcuffed Simpson and led him out of the courtroom.
Oh, that’s a shame. Hey O.J., I’d keep a firm grasp upon that soap if I were you.
Simpson and Stewart could spend the rest of their lives in prison for these convictions. Clark County District Judge Jackie Glass set sentencing for December 5. (H/T – CNN)
Don’t count on it. However, Simpson will definitely spend some quality time in jail, and that almost makes up for him turning his ex-wife into a Pez dispenser.