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Man Buys Date With Sharapova For $10,000

By Wyatt Earp | October 2, 2008

$10,000 for a date with Maria Sharapova? That’s a God-damned steal!

This is one of those stories that makes you shake your head in disbelief — first, that it happened, and second, that you didn’t get in on it in time. Seems the lovely Wimbledon champ Maria Sharapova put herself — well, a date with herself, anyway — up for auction at a charity tennis tournament. The winning bid was $10,000, which seems a bit below market value. Lobbing up the awkwardness quotient is the fact that Ms. Sharapova’s boyfriend apparently got outbid for the date. Think that was a comfortable ride home? (H/T – )

Yeah, but $10,000?

Ya know, after thinking this through in a rational matter, I have adjusted my position. A date with maria Sharapova is worth $10 million.

Well, I’m off to the bank! Don ‘t wait up.

Topics: Babes | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Man Buys Date With Sharapova For $10,000”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Heh… he may have lost, but something tells me the BF won’t be far away :-)

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am

    What is your definition of Date?

  3. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Bidding on that is why the stock market should have crashed.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Old NFO – Probably trailing the date car.

    Admiral – Hopefully, it includes some heavy petting.

    Doghouse – Agreed! had I known, I would have taken a shot.