Archive for November, 2007
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2007So, have you ever wanted to make an elf-like doppleganger? No? Too bad, I’m still posting the link. I found this via Kitty. It’s the perfect holiday time-killer. Elf Yourself Here’s the link for Erik’s Elf – although dancing with a lolly may not be the safest idea . . . and here’s the link [...]
Philly Loses Rock Festival To Vineland, NJ
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007Vineland, New Jersey? Are you kidding me? It looks like another win for the (Philly Mayor John) Street administration. The out-of-the-way Cumberland County community will host a three-day rock festival originally proposed for Philadelphia’s Fairmount Park. The promotion company, Texas-based C3 Presents, said they could no longer wait for approval from the Fairmount Park Commission. [...]
Four In A Row!
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Sometimes, fortune smiles upon you. Sometimes, luck wins out over talent. Sometimes, my underwear chafes my bottom. And sometimes, my hockey team just kicks a little ass. Such was the case last night, when my team – Tony’s Place – faced off against the Rink Rats. It was the second time we faced this team, [...]
Johnson Has To Take A Leak
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Philadelphia Police Commissioner Sylvester Johnson is taking even more shots at his own department. Ladies and gentlemen, set your faces to “stunned.” Police Commissioner Sylvester M. Johnson can measure the disloyalty of some commanders by the minute – as in how many minutes it takes for confidential staff information to leak to the rank and [...]
Coming Soon To A Mosque Near You
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Uncle Oinker’s Savory Bacon Flavored Mints Here is the actual write-up of this product, taken directly from the website: Wouldn’t it be great to eat bacon in a classroom, during a board meeting, or even at a funeral? Sadly, you can’t. In fact, there are literally thousands of places where it would be inappropriate to [...]
State Rep’s Son Charged With Assaulting Police
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Lovely. Samuel Perzel, son of state Rep. John M. Perzel, R-Philadelphia, was arrested last week for allegedly assaulting a female Philadelphia police officer. Perzel, 18, was in a rowdy crowd of 50 to 75 people who had gathered on 2nd Street near Tasker in South Philadelphia about midnight Nov. 18, according to police records obtained [...]
We Can Be Heroes
Monday, November 26th, 2007Another action-packed edition of Heroes is on deck tonight. And while I’ll be watching my team lay ice hockey – without me, so they’ll probably win – I’ll be thinking of the series’ newest addition, Kristen Bell. Sure, her character is annoying, but she’s delicious!
More Tales Of The Obvious
Monday, November 26th, 2007Yesterday I posted about those fine individuals at Site Meter and the problems the organ-i-zation has been experiencing. After four days without a working counter here, the techno-weenies finally put out a memo: Sometime during Thanksgiving day SiteMeter experienced some major internal system problems. At the moment it appears that access times to SiteMeter.com and [...]
A White Trash Thanksgiving
Monday, November 26th, 2007On Thanksgiving, many celebrities take time out of their busy, vapid schedules to do good works for those less fortunate – you know, like people who dye their own hair! And why not? It gets them a boatload of good press. During the holidays, almost every normally worthless celeb tries to bolster their image for [...]
No Justice, No Peace!
Monday, November 26th, 2007No guns, no chance to stop the shootings! The first of the “10,000 Men” step out for some “field training.” With enthusiasm that belied their numbers, the first 100 men committed to encouraging thousands of African Americans to become community activists took to the street yesterday in a “field training” exercise. Components of the “field [...]
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