Archive for November, 2006
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Sunday, November 26th, 2006It’s difficult being a Flyers fan. It is even more difficult living in a city chock full of Flyers fans. This team couldn’t win a pee wee tournament at this point. Hey, that gives me an idea! Top Ten Things More Likely Than A Flyers Championship 10. The Democrats implement a draft.9. Britney and K-Fed [...]
The Phone Call Of The Day
Sunday, November 26th, 2006I swear to God, this stuff writes itself. Wyatt: “Detective Division, Detective Earp, may I help you?”Concerned Mother: “Yeah, you locked up my sixteen year old son last night. I wanna know what’s going on.” Wyatt: “Ma’am, I didn’t lock up your son, since I was home last night. Do you have your detective’s name?”Concerned [...]
God Hates Me, That’s What It Is
Sunday, November 26th, 2006So, after helping the missus unpack the Christmas crap. (I’m surprised she waited this long. She usually has me help her on Black Friday.) I took my sick-as-a-dog ass downstairs to watch the 4pm football game. I get ready to watch the biggest game of the year – Da Bears versus the Pats, and . [...]
Get Your P,B, & C!
Saturday, November 25th, 2006Because Prison Break Central is much more satisfying than a peanut butter and jelly sammich! It also has more vitamins and nutrients, by the way. There are two, count ‘em, two, new posts up today, one courtesy of our good friend RT. So, don’t make her efforts futile; stop by and give them a read. [...]
Real Detective Phone Calls
Saturday, November 25th, 2006I swear to God, I have to stop answering the phone in the division. Last Wednesday, the division gets a call from a detective in Winslow Township, New Jersey. The detective tells me that he is investigating an “abduction” of a child from Winslow Township, and needs our help. Okay, no problem. The detective then [...]
Why I Love This Game
Friday, November 24th, 2006The Phoenix Coyotes now have cheerleaders. “The Pack” performs at all home games. Greatest sport . . . ever!
An FHL Update
Friday, November 24th, 2006Well, since it appears to be impossible to post an Excel spreadsheet on Blogger, this summary will have to do. Of course, without the sheet, we cannot see Commish’s (read: Deathlok’s) whacky logos. Oh well, here’s the current standings as of this morning. 1. Louie the Lock (156 points). This rat bastard is leading the [...]
People I Hate
Friday, November 24th, 2006It’s the day after a holiday, so my bile is limited this week. Enjoy!Black Friday Shoppers Sorry if you fall into this category, but in my humble opinion, you people are morons. As we were driving home from Thanksgiving dinner tonight (at 8pm), we passed the local Best Buy. There, in the cold and pouring [...]
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 23rd, 2006I think I’ll be passing up a turkey leg for one of hers. HA! Seriously, I hope y’all have a terrific day, and if you’re gonna pound down the pints – yeah, I’m talking to you, Peakah – then please don’t drive! Me? I’m gonna eat thirty pounds of stuffing and fall asleep while watching [...]
A Two-Fer!
Thursday, November 23rd, 2006The good people at Prison Break Central have not one, but two (yes, two) posts up right now. And both were posted within the same hour. “Holy crap,” you say? Well, you would be correct. Check them out here.
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