Stand By For This Political Message
By Wyatt Earp | October 16, 2006
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In this topsy-turvy, ever-changing, dangerous world, America needs a leader who will get things done. A man who will support the little guy, while striving to keep big business strong. A man who will keep the hippies at bay, while embracing the children in loving, caring, Cajun arms. That man is Fmragtops.
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Of course, his opponent – the evil, fire-breathing Hillary Clinton – despises children, and has worked to allow abortions well past the 55th tri-mester!
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Meanwhile, Fmragtops has promised to cut your taxes, and continue to help our ever-growing economy.
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Hillary Clinton? The only thing she continues to help grow is her ample rear end.
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As President, Fmragtops will keep terrorists at bay, and rogue world leaders on a tight leash.
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His opponent cannot even control the crazed libido of her “husband,” whose conquests usually wear a leash. Bleech!
In November 2008, there is only one choice for President: Fmragtops.
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