Stinking On Ice
By Wyatt Earp | October 17, 2005
(The author, foreground, realizing a 6-0 deficit sucks)
Wow. That “winning streak” didn’t last long. After starting the season with a thrilling 7-4 victory, our hockey team came out flatter than Kate Moss’ chest. The Ice Bandits kicked our ice, and we lost the disgusting display, 6-0. On a brighter note, I got creamed twice; once by an opposing defenseman, and once by my linemate Chris (pictured above, far right, blue pants)! As I write this, my elbow is swelling and my, um, arse is so sore I can’t even sit still.
The entire team lived up to our name. We played like “ex men“; namely, post-op transsexuals.
Topics: Ice Hockey | 3 Comments »
October 17th, 2005 at 6:51 am
We’re still rooting for you Wyatt!
October 17th, 2005 at 1:46 pm
Wyatt, you’re mid-life is hockey, I just picked up basketball again. Played friday didn’t move till Sunday afternoon:} So I feel ya dawg!!
October 17th, 2005 at 7:25 pm
CUG – Don’t. I stink.
Steve – My knees feel like crap, and I think I need an elbow transplant: I hyper-extended it . . . again. When I went to work right after the game (bad idea), my lieutenant said that since I’m 36 and playing a game for 20-yuear olds, I am an “ass.” He may be right, but I expect to play this game well into my 50′s.