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A Moment In The Life Of Lil’ Jon

By Wyatt Earp | September 1, 2005

It’s about time we had some damned excitement around here. Early this morning at approximately 1:14am, we get a call for a Person with a Gun at the Hess gas station. The second the call is broadcast I roll my eyes and think, “What, are people shooting each other over the price of gas now?” The first car arrives on the scene and says, “We have a founded shooting. The doer is supposed to go by the name Lil’ Jon.”

Right away, I think of the Chappelle’s Show skit. “Wwwwhhhhat?” “Okaaaayyyy!

The motive for the shooting is still unclear, but the victim was in stable condition with a gunshot wound to the leg.

Thirty minutes later, we get another call for a Person with a Gun at the housing project. Go figure. The doer was not on location, but the officer recovered a fully loaded Tec-9. Swell. The doer had just been released from prison fifteen days ago. I guess he wanted to get back into the swing of things a.s.a.p.

Either that, or he wanted to join the thugs in New Orleans that are terrorizing the victims there.

Topics: True Police Stories | 1 Comment »

One Response to “A Moment In The Life Of Lil’ Jon”

  1. GunnNutt Says:
    September 1st, 2005 at 4:06 pm

    I think Bush should go to N’Orleans and say “Bring it on!”, then unleash the battle hardened active duty Army and National Guard on the looters sorry butts!