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Bring Out Your Dead (Pools)

By Wyatt Earp | November 6, 2011

I think Lindsay Lohan is now the leading candidate.

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan crashed the party for Leonardo DiCaprio’s movie “J. Edgar” and made such a scene that she made A-list attendees “uncomfortable.”

Lohan, fresh from her Playboy shoot and about to go to jail for probation violations, insisted that she was an invited guest to the party for the Clint Eastwood-directed biopic about legendary FBI director Hoover and talked her way past security at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Thursday.

“Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity’s name to get in,” a source said. “She could be heard saying, ‘I have to go and see Leo.’ Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and storming around.”

Good thing she didn’t use the line, “Don’t you know who I am?” Because nowadays, most people don’t.

Topics: Al-key-hol | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Bring Out Your Dead (Pools)”

  1. JT Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 7:42 am

    She’s a banana.

  2. TonyF Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 10:22 am

    JT, she probably just rides a banana.

  3. Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup » Pirate's Cove Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 10:42 am

    [...] Support Your Local Gunfighter puts Lindsay Lohan at the top of the dead pool. After the Playboy photoshoot, please. [...]

  4. Sully Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Trainwreck of the week should be a regular feature.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    JT – And her brain split.

    TonyF – An entire bunch of them.

    Sully – That’s actually a damned good idea.

  6. Wes S. Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    The only problem with a “trainwreck of the week” feature is that it would be dominated by Lohan. With maybe an occasional appearance by Snooki.

    Now there’s an idea: Snooki and LiLo in the Thunderdome. Two celebutards enter, one leaves…

  7. TonyF Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Wes, you forgot to add the Kardashians. Make them bring their mother too, she’s just an enabler. The whole family is full of loons. Then again, look at Lilo’s father.

  8. Skip Says:
    November 6th, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    OK, who is this broad?
    I only watch sports, and this blog.
    What?

  9. Jack Rackim Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 6:02 am

    I know it sounds wrong but there is something about her…….

  10. Jack Rackim Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 6:03 am

    I like the idea of train wreck of the week.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Wes S. – Nice. Where’s Tina Turner to referee?

    TonyF – Good call.

    Skip – Former child actor turned idiot.

    Jack – Yeah, I feel the same way. Lousy testosterone!

  12. JT Says:
    November 7th, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    I like the idea of train wreck of the week.

    I third the motion.

    There’s plenty to go around.

    There’s a presidential election coming up.

    And 12 full moons before election day.

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