“I’ll Have What She’s Having”
By Wyatt Earp | July 18, 2011
A sex instructor claims women can learn to have a four-month orgasm. Seriously.
[S]ex instructor Nicole Daedone clearly has something more artisanal in mind than the creaking coitus of your average married couple. She is teaching, as the book’s subtitle has it, The Art And Craft Of The Female Orgasm, which, she claims, with the right partner and advanced technique, can last for anything up to four months. No, that’s not a mistake: four whole months.
In Daedone’s world, however, women can experience a four-month orgasm through the applied practice of ‘orgasmic meditation’, or OM, which allows them to live in a continually aroused state that helps them embrace all areas of their life with sensuality and vigor.
Four months. That’s usually how long it takes me to give a woman the big “O.”
Topics: Coolness! | 23 Comments »
July 18th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
I know this sounds stupid but what’s an orgasm?
July 18th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
It’s kinda like a unicorn, but even more rare.
July 18th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Thanks JT. I knew somebody would know….
July 18th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
LDIV – Isn’t it that Japanese folding paper art?
JT – Oh, so Obama promised orgasms in 2008?
July 18th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
That was ‘organisms’ Wyatt. Like Moochelles cooties.
July 18th, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Yup.
Jobs, orgasms, lower taxes, penis embiggening, a Cubs World Series victory, a diet that would let you eat whatever you want and STILL lose 25 lbs., a formula for alchemy, THREE cars in every garage, a chicken stuffed with an ounce of pot and EVERYONE in America….citizens and non-citizens….(after all…didn’t we ALL come from somewhere else ?) would get a personalized autographed copy of his birth certificate.
July 18th, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Jon – Or like my fleas and ticks.
July 18th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Another reason to hibernate all winter.
July 18th, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Wyatt, Anything but a (s)C(r)ubs Worl Serries.
July 18th, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Ok, after scanning the article, I don’t see what the mystery is. While I have not done the 4 month bit, I have gone several days “heightened arousal” and it did not require me stripping from the waist down. It’s called having an attentive husband, not sitting cross legged on the floor in a zen state.
Granted, I’ve also orgasmed giving my husband… never mind. I think I’ve shared too much. I’m going to go do laundry or something.
July 18th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
10 months… OK, I’ll write that one down… “Nothing for a year” my ass!
July 18th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Sorry World Series not that (*&^ I wrote……..
July 18th, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Dice – it’s in the fine print in the Obamacare bill.
July 18th, 2011 at 10:50 pm
JT, that wouldn’t suprise me in the least.
July 18th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
And I thought using a cell phone and texting while driving was a traffic hazard. LOOK OUT WHEN THEY CLOSE THOSE EYES
July 19th, 2011 at 9:31 am
I don’t think so. Even LESS work would get done around my house.
July 19th, 2011 at 9:48 am
Otis – And part of the spring.
LDIV – No worries there.
Kim – Oh, there’s not enough liquor and therapy to undo that.
Mark – 10 months. That’s the average baseball season now, right?
Crusty – Especially if you see a smile.
Sally Anne – That’s what Sgt. Bones is for!
July 19th, 2011 at 11:35 am
Wyatt:
Meditation you say?
Kinda makes me nervious thinking where they plan to place the incense holders…!?!
Roll safe.
July 19th, 2011 at 11:45 am
I thought I heard on TV that you should call your doctor if you have an orgasm lasting longer than 4 HOURS?
Or was it 4 DAYS?
4 WEEKS?
July 19th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
GM – No, I think you’re supposed to call out the name of your doctor is that happens.
July 19th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Whew! Glad you cleared that up!
July 19th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
That’s nothing.. My wife’s had a headache for two years
July 19th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Roger – OUCH!