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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | June 3, 2011

Back Away From Your Partner Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 6th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
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Topics: Caption Contest | 38 Comments »

38 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. rodney dill Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    I called the police, they said they were coming.

    (Climax, MI – driven past the exit on I94 often)

  2. Mike47 Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    A new task force has been formed to deal with increasing abuse of erectile dysfunction medications.

  3. Sully Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    There were reports of an attempted rear entry.

  4. rodney dill Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    They train often with their sister department in French Lick, Indiana.

  5. rodney dill Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    If incarceration lasts more than 4 hours seek immediate professional attention.

  6. realwest Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Geez, hard to compete with rodney dill here, but lets see:
    “We’ll get there in the nick of time!”
    or
    “Whaddya mean you have your own handcuffs?”!

  7. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Their motto: We don’t allow no bail, for the Dom/sub jail.

  8. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Their other motto: Waiting for the second coming? Hell we’re on our third!

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Climax police – the only cops who make sure you get off!

  10. Veeshir Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    One Adam 69, one Adam 69, see the woman about premature ejaculation.

  11. Cowboy Blob Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    I’ll bet they go through rubber gloves like crazy.

  12. piperfromtn Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    When you get bailed out, you really release!

  13. rodney dill Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Sorta puts a new spin on doing hard time.

  14. orbitup Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Climax Police – They come when you do.

  15. JT Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    If you demand satisfaction, call the Climax Police.

  16. Ranba Ral Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    You don’t even want to see their tazers

  17. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    “Bad boys, bad boys.. whatcha gonna do when they come in you…”

  18. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    The force is made up of up and coming former seamen.

  19. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Nice one Smite!

  20. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    I shamelessly stole that one :-)

  21. proof Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Nightsticks ribbed for your pleasure!

  22. Fenway_Nation Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    I hear tell that Climax part of a mutual aid network with Intercourse, PA……however, they intetionally left Blue Ball, PA out of the loop

  23. Fenway_Nation Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    “Climax Police! Up against the wall and spread ‘em!”

  24. rodney dill Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    To Protect and Service

  25. piperfromtn Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Climax Police: They never rub you the wrong way!

  26. Murphy Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    “President Oboma Appoints A Special Prosecutor To Look At Weinergate”

  27. Murphy Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    I know there will be skeptics…

    Two of my very best friends are from small towns in Minnesota. One of the local papers had their wedding announcement with the headline: “Girl From Fertile Marries Man from Climax”.

    I’m not making this up…

  28. Goose Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 11:17 am

    The Police Chief in Climax MI., concerned his men wern’t coming fast enough in response to calls for service, recently ordered a new fleet of supercharged Dodge Chargers….

  29. bob (either orr) Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Climax Police arrive at the scene of a Twitter attack on the outskirts of Washington. They charged Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-Big Rotten Worm Infested Apple, with immature ejaculation. Weiner posted a picture for his bail.

  30. Bob G. Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    CLIMAX POLICE:
    We put the FORCE back in “Enforcement!”

  31. hutch1200 Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    “Me Wiener..how do you plead to “”Mature Ejerkulation”"?

  32. hutch1200 Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    NO, we actually discourage “speed limits”. “But we encourage you to go slow…get in the groove…”

  33. BobG Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    “What are you going to do with that nightstick, officer?”

  34. dr. evil Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    Well, at least someone is buying American

  35. dr. evil Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    The Climax Police: NEVER found at the Earp household.

  36. TexasFred Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    Honest occifer, I tried to stop…

    I plead insanity, I’m just crazy for a climax.

  37. Diller Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    Never order Bavarian Cream.at the local Dunkin-Donut shop.

  38. Jason Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Dial 911, make a cop come.

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