Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | June 3, 2011
Back Away From Your Partner Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 6th. Good luck!
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Topics: Caption Contest | 38 Comments »
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:53 pm
I called the police, they said they were coming.
(Climax, MI – driven past the exit on I94 often)
June 3rd, 2011 at 12:59 pm
A new task force has been formed to deal with increasing abuse of erectile dysfunction medications.
June 3rd, 2011 at 1:04 pm
There were reports of an attempted rear entry.
June 3rd, 2011 at 1:08 pm
They train often with their sister department in French Lick, Indiana.
June 3rd, 2011 at 1:09 pm
If incarceration lasts more than 4 hours seek immediate professional attention.
June 3rd, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Geez, hard to compete with rodney dill here, but lets see:
“We’ll get there in the nick of time!”
or
“Whaddya mean you have your own handcuffs?”!
June 3rd, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Their motto: We don’t allow no bail, for the Dom/sub jail.
June 3rd, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Their other motto: Waiting for the second coming? Hell we’re on our third!
June 3rd, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Climax police – the only cops who make sure you get off!
June 3rd, 2011 at 2:13 pm
One Adam 69, one Adam 69, see the woman about premature ejaculation.
June 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 pm
I’ll bet they go through rubber gloves like crazy.
June 3rd, 2011 at 2:31 pm
When you get bailed out, you really release!
June 3rd, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Sorta puts a new spin on doing hard time.
June 3rd, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Climax Police – They come when you do.
June 3rd, 2011 at 3:58 pm
If you demand satisfaction, call the Climax Police.
June 3rd, 2011 at 4:49 pm
You don’t even want to see their tazers
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:15 pm
“Bad boys, bad boys.. whatcha gonna do when they come in you…”
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:20 pm
The force is made up of up and coming former seamen.
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Nice one Smite!
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:30 pm
I shamelessly stole that one
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Nightsticks ribbed for your pleasure!
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I hear tell that Climax part of a mutual aid network with Intercourse, PA……however, they intetionally left Blue Ball, PA out of the loop
June 3rd, 2011 at 5:46 pm
“Climax Police! Up against the wall and spread ‘em!”
June 3rd, 2011 at 6:56 pm
To Protect and Service
June 3rd, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Climax Police: They never rub you the wrong way!
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:51 pm
“President Oboma Appoints A Special Prosecutor To Look At Weinergate”
June 3rd, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I know there will be skeptics…
Two of my very best friends are from small towns in Minnesota. One of the local papers had their wedding announcement with the headline: “Girl From Fertile Marries Man from Climax”.
I’m not making this up…
June 4th, 2011 at 11:17 am
The Police Chief in Climax MI., concerned his men wern’t coming fast enough in response to calls for service, recently ordered a new fleet of supercharged Dodge Chargers….
June 4th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Climax Police arrive at the scene of a Twitter attack on the outskirts of Washington. They charged Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-Big Rotten Worm Infested Apple, with immature ejaculation. Weiner posted a picture for his bail.
June 4th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
CLIMAX POLICE:
We put the FORCE back in “Enforcement!”
June 4th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
“Me Wiener..how do you plead to “”Mature Ejerkulation”"?
June 4th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
NO, we actually discourage “speed limits”. “But we encourage you to go slow…get in the groove…”
June 4th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
“What are you going to do with that nightstick, officer?”
June 4th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Well, at least someone is buying American
June 4th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
The Climax Police: NEVER found at the Earp household.
June 4th, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Honest occifer, I tried to stop…
I plead insanity, I’m just crazy for a climax.
June 5th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Never order Bavarian Cream.at the local Dunkin-Donut shop.
June 5th, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Dial 911, make a cop come.