Florida Woman Orders “Sex On The Beach”
By Wyatt Earp | June 23, 2011
Meet Erica Huerta. She is a very outgoing person.
A young couple were arrested after allegedly having sex on the beach in Treasure Island, Florida, in front of 50 people – including children. Erica Huerta, 21, and Steven Douglas, 22, were each charged with one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition after reportedly spending half-an-hour engaged in various sexual acts 100 feet from the restaurant.
According to police there were five children playing in the sand nearby.
Okay, a few thoughts:
1. The kids have to learn about sex somewhere.
2. At least the chick is hot. It would be worse if the woman was a sow.
3. Why the Hell can’t I ever respond to calls like these?
Topics: Babes | 19 Comments »
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:03 am
They were just rehearsing their roles for ‘From Here To Eternity’? Were they covered in seaweed? With the sweat and lubricant and sand how does one’s skin not become the equivalent of 20 grit “sand” paper? Did they attract every cabana boy on the beach? Why does this remind me of the opening scene from Moscow on the Hudson? Instead of swimming ashore from Cuba and being handed a $100 bill to go get the fat guy a drink, he sees everyone screwing then says..AMERICA!!!
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:22 am
Guess she shoulda just had a Slippery Nipple instead.
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:55 am
They had sex on the beach for 30 minutes in front of 50 people, and this is the best photo you can come up with???
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:59 am
Jon – That’s why I could never do that. The sand gets everywhere!
Rodney – Well played, sir.
Mrs. Crankipants – Amazing in this day of smart phones, not one person took a photo of them boinking.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:14 am
Video or it didn’t happen!! Just close your eyes! LOL
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:36 am
What I want to know is why he had bail of $10,000 and she only had $2,500. Was he 4 times more likely to flee? Or is there some sexism involved?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 am
I guess that cloaking device they bought from a street vendor was defective.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 am
Danny – Maybe a traffic camera captured it?
Sean – I think it’s great that he made bail and she didn’t. Way to stand up for your girl, Steven!
John D – Well, it was made in Cuda, so . . .
June 23rd, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Waiter i will have the same as he’s having!
June 23rd, 2011 at 3:47 pm
She was an intern for the Charlie Christ Senate Campaign, according to her linked in profile
June 23rd, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Ajdshootist – With a side order of Jell-o!
Joe – Really? I figured she’d be more tan.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:50 pm
And to think I used to live in Treasure Island. TI has 2 school buses they use as a local transportation outfit – Treasure Island Transit system, or TITS. We called the smaller bus was Little TITS, and the bigger one was – you guessed it – Big TITS.
June 23rd, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Because ^od a other intentions for your life.
June 24th, 2011 at 5:55 am
What I want to know is why he had bail of $10,000 and she only had $2,500. Was he 4 times more likely to flee?
They wanted her back in circulation.
June 24th, 2011 at 7:53 am
Otis – Nicely done!
Murphy – No kidding.
JT – I’m trying to get her extradited to New Jersey.
June 24th, 2011 at 11:04 am
Half an hour??? What were they doing for the extra 28 minutes?
June 24th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
You need to move closer to the beach to get these type of calls.
June 24th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
I just read the newspaper account. I used to work for the guy who owns this place. He had a big sports bar/restaurant at the other end of the island called Cadillac Jack’s. Pat was an ex-pat from Windsor, Canada.
June 26th, 2011 at 9:43 am
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