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Carrie Shafer Cares About Her Students

By Wyatt Earp | June 5, 2011

And by “cares,” I mean she likes to have hot, sweaty sex with them.

A married teacher, who was caught partially naked with a 17-year-old student, pleaded guilty to the charges and escaped jail today.

Carrie Shafer, 39, a former biology teacher at duPont Manual High School, Kentucky, must instead serve three years of supervised probation after agreeing to a deal designed to get the case done. Legally she can teach again after her probation is up, but will be a convicted felon and is unlikely to be accepted by any school district, Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Jon Heck said after the hearing.

Finally, a hot, degenerate teacher; most of these chicks are butt-ugly. Shafer just helped raise the bell curve.

By the way, how ironic is that screen-grab?

Topics: Babes, WTF? | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Carrie Shafer Cares About Her Students”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Why do the hot women not get prison time? I know a guy who fooled around with a 17 year old student and had to go to jail. AND he lost his teaching certification.

    Of course, he’s not exactly some hot hottie, but still…

  2. Kim Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 9:12 am

    She was tutoring a student in biology and this is the thanks she gets?

  3. Robert B. Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 9:27 am

    I guess the “hands-on” method of teaching was her style.

  4. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Doesn’t remind me of Sister Mary Paschal Candle but she was always half lit. Rimshot………..

  5. Enano Siniestro Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Where were these hot teachers when I was in school?

    Err..I mean, horrible, just horrible…

  6. Dannytheman Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 11:13 am

    I had a few fantasy teachers in my years at school. None of them took a shot at me though. There was that priest back in catholic school though?!!?!?!? Just kidding(confession on that next week)

  7. realwest Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 11:16 am

    Geez Wyatt – for someone who is 39 years old, she’s really hot attractive!!
    Maybe she decided to do some tutoring after school to make up for the fact that she is a public school teacher and therefor doesn’t make much money at her day job?!?

    Or maybe, just maybe the 17 year old guy was truly, ah, well built or especially attractive!!! I know that compared to today, I was more physically attractive at 17 (pimples and all) than I am today!!Nevermind.

  8. Diller Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Does not remind me of any teachers from my HS yrs,but indoor plumbing was just getting popular back then.

  9. Yet another bob Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Holy crap! Manual is right across the street from UofL, where I go to school. Bunch of my friends went there, I’ll ask around…

  10. TexasFred Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    When I graduated from HS, 1972, HAWT and TEACHER were not words used in the same sentence… My how things have changed…

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    GroovyVic – Because hot women rule the world. It’s written in the Bible.

    Kim – The boy was just “boning up” on his studies.

    Robert B. – The best kind of teaching!

    LDIV – Well done!

    Enano – I had a few hot teachers growing up, but I was a hideous-looking child.

    Danny – You’re going to Hell. Look me up when you get there.

    Real – Yeah, the attractive guys usually get the attractive women.

    Diller – Lousy outhouses!

    YAB – See if any of them know her really well.

    Fred – Yeah, those were the bad old days.

  12. south park police detective Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    So have they tracked down the 17-year-old to give him his “luckiest boy in America” medal yet?

  13. Jason Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    I had Viking ritualistic monkey sex with a hawt teacher, but I had graduated a couple of years prior and was in the Marine Corps.

    A teacher Having sex with a high school student should mandate automatic prison time. The act shows a profound lack of judgement and a total disregard for the law.

  14. Mike47 Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    I volunteer to be the 17-year old if there’s a court re-enactment.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    SPPD – I’ve ordered a hard-target search of every gas station, flop house, hen house, outhouse in a 50-mile radius.

    Jason – I absolutely agree, because it the teacher were a male, he would be arrested immediately.

    Mike47 – Unfortunately, a stunt double will be playing the teacher.

  16. bob (either orr) Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    They didn’t make teachers like that when I was in school, except for my junior high art teacher — but she had just gotten married and wasn’t into fooling around.
    Some guys have all the luck, eh?

  17. Metoo Says:
    June 6th, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Maybe the kid had just listened to “Hot for Teacher” and wanted to check out the real deal.