Kim Kardashian: Suddenly Modest?
By Wyatt Earp | February 2, 2011
This piece of white-ish trash is Kim Kardashian. Kardashian is famous for absolutely no reason, other than the fact that she is the DNA-soaked spawn of attorney Robert Kardashian. Thankfully for Robert, he did not live long enough to see his daughters become professional whores.
Case in point: . The censored photo is to the left. She had absolutely no problem with the photo shoot at the time. Now that the cover has been released, Kimmy is whining that her nipples are showing.
Um, it was a nude photo shoot!
On Sunday’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim, 30, burst into tears over her naked pictorial spread in W Magazine — claiming she was misled, she moaned that the pics were “full-on porn.”
Um no, Kim. Your homemade sex tape with singer Ray J was full-on porn. Idiot.
Naturally, W Magazine disagreed, calling the cover “artistic.” As if the words “artistic” and “Kim Kardashian” ever appeared in the same zip code, let alone the same sentence.
“I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.”
Sure you won’t Kim. Sure you won’t.
Topics: Babes, Snarkasm | 17 Comments »
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:06 pm
This from a girl that’s been smoking NBA poles for years.
“W” should appologize to the entire world for promoting this painted up beatch….
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:25 pm
“THE ART ISSUE”
I can’t stop laughing!
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:50 pm
OK, I think anyone with a smoking body like that should be forced to show it. Instead of forcing us to take health care, why couldn’t we use the commerce clause to demand more art photos of every hottie in the world.
I will volunteer to be an unpaid judge.
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Who’s that in the next post? Ron Jeremy? It’s
humpdaychlamydia Wednesday at this site. I think Kim and Ron would make a good couple actually, and the media can give them a couples nickname like they did with Bennifer.Krom!
February 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Next up- Paris Hilton!
February 2nd, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Ferrell – She was just performing physical therapy to our top athletes!
Mrs. Crankipants – Because you spent all that time in art school studying STD-infested bimbos, right?
Danny – We can skip this scrote and focus upon Christina Hendricks.
Fozzy – Or Slutjunk.
Mrs. Crankipants – No, I skipped a post for tonight’s HHH, but tomorrow’s first post is another winner. Trust me.
February 2nd, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE…no more of this no-talent, brainless bimbo. Instead, can we haz more Christina please?
February 2nd, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Billygoat – Sorry about that. Sometimes my priorities get out of whack.
February 2nd, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Pretty sure at this point I wouldn’t hit it. But nothing is in stone…
February 2nd, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Captain – Puh-lease. You’d hit it like Chris Brown hits Rihanna.
February 2nd, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Captain America: Pretty sure at this point I wouldn’t hit it.
Dude… Turn in your man card and report for kitchen duty with the rest of the women folk.
February 2nd, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Dude, I stared at that pic for a good 15 min and I didn’t see the nipples. And I was REALLY looking…
February 3rd, 2011 at 10:15 am
ed,
Given what the Kardouchians are probably infected with, one would have to be insane to touch them.
February 3rd, 2011 at 10:24 am
Captain – Puh-lease. You’d hit it like Chris Brown hits Rihanna.
haha… was just about to type PUH-LEASE! and then saw your response…sorry Capt, I ain’t buying it. She might be a bim but she’s a smokin’ bim!
February 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Ed – We have a nice skirt in his size.
Ryan – Well, buck up and stare again!
Gunnutmegger – Two words: Body condom.
ALa – And that’s the Captain’s type!
February 3rd, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Oh so all of a sudden having MORALS on this site is a BAD thing???? WDF? This is surely a sign of the apocalypse. Come on ALa… give a guy a break
Upon further review I probably would (come up with the, pull out the, hand over the…) man card and rally past the skank factor and knock the crap outta it!!! Like I said… nothing is in stone. Woo Hoo!
Oh yeah…
February 3rd, 2011 at 11:33 pm
The Captain buckled…LIKE A BELT.
I wouldn’t tap that with the Torch of Gondor.