Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | February 4, 2011
Squawk Like An Egyptian Caption Contest
(Source: Getty Images)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 7th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Anti-government protesters waves their shoes, in a gesture of anger, after President Hosni Mubarak announces that he will not seek re-election on February 1, 2011 in Cairo, Egypt.
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. Since leaving office, George W. Bush has been haunted by a recurring nightmare. – JT
4. “Dr. Scholl for president!” – Proof
3. “Run, walk, or ride your favorite camel to Crazy Ahmed’s Used Footwear for his pre-owned shoe blowout. His prices are INSANE. And so are his customers.” – John D.
2. “WE’RE JELLIN’” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – “FREE RICHARD REID!” – Cowboy Blob
Topics: Caption Contest | 35 Comments »
February 4th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a coke.”(Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants, but you probably knew that.)”No problem,” said the Jew. “I’ll get it for you.”While he was gone the Arab picked up the Jew’s shoe and spit in it.The Jew brought back the coke, when the other Arab said, “That looks good. Think I’ll have one too.”Again, the Jew obligingly goes to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the other shoe and spits in it.The Jew returns with the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy the short flight. When the plane was landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.”How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between our peoples… this hatred… this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes!?!”
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February 4th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
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Shoe be doo be doo.
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February 4th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
“WE’RE JELLIN’”
February 4th, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Run, walk, or ride your favorite camel to Crazy Ahmed’s Used Footwear for his pre-owned shoe blowout. His prices are INSANE. And so are his customers.
February 4th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
…And we shall follow you Oh Brian… and your sign shall be the wearing of one shoe. Look it’s the holy gourd!!! Follow the gourd!!!
February 4th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
We soled our souls!
February 4th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Angry protestors stormed their local Foot Locker, demanding their money back for the obviously fake “high top” shoes.
February 4th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
“I said a left one!! I need a left one!!
February 4th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Our smelly shoes is a Zionists plot!
February 4th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Give us the Beanie Babies or all of the Infidels will be killed!!!!!
February 4th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Some infidels stole one of our shoes! Zionist plot!
February 4th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
“Down down Foot Locker!”
February 4th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Since leaving office, George W. Bush has been haunted by a recurring nightmare.
February 4th, 2011 at 5:32 pm
“The shoe’s the thing we’ll use to catch the conscience of the king!”
February 4th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Egyptians demand left shoes in Cairo yesterday; the second day of the left shoe shortage that has rocked the nation.
February 4th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
All of your shoes be ours!
February 4th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
“So some guys threw some shoes at me! So what!”
February 4th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Fear our Weapons of Nose Destruction!
Black Friday at Thom McAn turns violent.
February 4th, 2011 at 7:20 pm
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February 4th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
These smelly bowling shoes have not been sanitized!
February 4th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
FREE RICHARD REID!
February 4th, 2011 at 11:32 pm
“Recall these government issued Mubarak bo-bos , we want sandals”
February 4th, 2011 at 11:52 pm
Toes go in first.
February 5th, 2011 at 2:47 am
They may take our lives but they’ll never take…OUR SHOES!
February 5th, 2011 at 2:57 am
On a side note can I make a suggestion for the contest?
An update post on the winning results. I’m not saying it is a big deal but it would be nice to have an update so we didn’t have to scroll back and look on the original post. And it gives you an easy blog post to do on a Monday. Win-win for everyone.
February 5th, 2011 at 9:32 am
Who throws a shoe, I mean seriously?
February 5th, 2011 at 10:59 am
“We just GOT these Thom McAns at the local K-Mart and they ALL fell the hell apart after a WEEK of civil unrest.
We call for JIHAD against the infidels of America…and those infidel CHINESE that made these shoes to go in those American stores!”
February 5th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Dr. Scholl for president!
February 5th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
The 2011 edition of “Left foot, left foot, left foot, right” shows the darker side of Dr. Seuss!
February 5th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Those protestors in Egypt are showing a lot of heart and SOLE!
February 5th, 2011 at 9:54 pm
We overthrow a country and all we get is one shoe!! WTF is up with that? It’s the Bush’s fault!!
February 6th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
“Besides the widespread civil disorder and violence in the streets, CNN reporters on the ground are now reporting an unidentified strange, musty odor is beginning to sweep through the city…”
February 6th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
“Demand for Dr. Scholls patented ‘Odor Eaters Foot Pads’ is reaching critical levels in Egypt.”
February 7th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Whoohoo! Thanks!
February 7th, 2011 at 5:15 pm
I concur with the Cowboy.