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Nicole Kidman Finds Her Chest

By Wyatt Earp | December 30, 2010

I’ve always liked Nicole Kidman. She’s a decent actress, but more importantly, she’s hot ginger that has a terrific body. Yeah, she was never visited by the boob fairy, but that never stopped me from enjoying her more tangible assets.

And yes, I forgave the Tom Cruise thing because, well, it was a nice sham marriage that helped her career.

Now, she’s married to country music star Keith Urban and recently welcomed her first biological child. It was a true bundle of joy. Thankfully, she received another “bundle of joy” as a result of her pregnancy:

Nicole Kidman says having a baby finally made her breasts a normal size. The typically svelte actress tells the December issue of Ladies Home Journal that after having daughter Sunday Rose with country crooner Keith Urban her historically flat chest got a natural boost.

“They’re not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size. I loved it! I felt very Woman,” the Academy Award winning actress told the magazine. “When you’ve had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling.”

Yeah, I bet they feel great. Oh sorry, I was just daydreaming there.

Topics: Babes | 27 Comments »

27 Responses to “Nicole Kidman Finds Her Chest”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Wyatt, wouldn’t that be ..’bundles’ of joy? She’s probably a little hippier too now.

  2. Reaganite Republican Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 8:17 am

    Nicole Kidman is a doll

  3. Robert B. Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 8:19 am

    Glad to see Nicole is busting out. Classy beauty. And nice to see she “traded up.”

  4. RandyG Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 8:38 am

    The Aussie is just plain gorgeous……

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 9:00 am

    As much as I hate to rain on your parade, I have to agree with Robert B.-she has “traded up”, unfortunately it was at a Tupperware factory. She may have had fuller breasts after giving birth, but let’s face it, the kid’s almost three. If it weren’t for the silicone baseballs, she’d be sporting mosquito bites again, and really, is that so bad? She’s had so much Botox injected into her face, the muscles in her forehead can no longer move. Just because you can afford a procedure, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you should. On a positive note, she’s got great legs.

  6. Bob G. Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Wyatt:
    Nicole might not be Christina (who could?)but she’s lovely in her own way…mmmmm

  7. Robin Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Hey no one ever told me there was a boob fairy. Is she like the tooth fairy, if I leave her money, you think she can up me a cup size?

  8. Kim Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 11:23 am

    A friend of mine is due any day now and she loves being pregnant and breastfeeding because she goes from an A cup to a C cup.

    When she was working at a truck stop while nursing her now 5 year old (long since weaned), she had a lot of jokes going from truckers. Her daughter had a side preference. As a result, the most common joke was that she could win both first and third place in a wet t-shirt contest.

    She was an A on one side and a C on the other.

    Mrs. C – Don’t confuse the boys with facts. Let them have their fantasy. ;) (Although if the 3 year old is still nursing, that could be the “real” her.)

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Jon – Hippier is good, too.

    RR – She is, indeed. I always dug her.

    Robert B. – No contest between Tom Cruise and Keith Urban in my opinion.

    RandyG – And the accent helps.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Wow, you really are cranky this morning.

    Bob G – I like Christina more – obviously – but the accent. How I love the accent.

    Robin – I’ve seen pics of you – you don’t need a visit, my dear.

    Kim – Shouldn’t you be resting your hand? Yes, I confuse easily, and facts always get in the way of a good fantasy.

  10. RT Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Sorry, I got distracted by thinking what would happen if I got pregnant.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    RT – You’d sue the makers of the pill and live off the winnings?

  12. Rick Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    What was Mrs.C saying?
    I was distracted.

  13. Old NFO Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    LOL- She got the tits AND the baby ass, androgynous is no longer a term to describe her shape :-) And she definitely traded up, in more ways than one :-)

  14. dragonlady474 Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Oh for God’s sake guys, they’re just boobs! lol

  15. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Kim-
    She may still be nursing, but we know what’s going to happen once she stops…

    Rick-
    Cliff Notes version:
    She’s cruising down the Michael Jackson Expressway.

  16. Kim Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Wyatt – Rest? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, wait. You were serious. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m typing one-handed. Does that count?

  17. dragonlady474 Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    I think the guys might be typing one-handed too. lol

  18. andycanuck Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    “fun bundles”?
    “sweater bundles”?

  19. andycanuck Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Oh for God’s sake guys, they’re just boobs! lol

    And I suppose your Washington was just a president/

  20. andycanuck Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    (I don’t know where that slash / came from.)

  21. RogerDee Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Spillage, we have spillage!!!

  22. RogerDee Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Damn Wyatt, just the last few months, you’ve almost got ANOTHER 400.000 hits. Way to go!!

  23. Dr. Evil Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    If having kids gives you big cans I can only wonder how many Wyatt has had…ba-ZING!

  24. MrCaniac Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Bigger boobs, a clearer complexion, and full of protein. Does their need to be any more discussion on the wonder drug that is baby batter?

  25. Skip Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Not a bad lookin’ broad.
    But Christina…Horry Clap!!
    Thassa lotta woman.

  26. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2010 at 12:18 am

    Rick – I don’t know. I never pay attention to her. *ducks*

    Old NFO – Bingo! You nailed it.

    DL474 – Shut. UP! They’re my favorite part of the babe!

    Kim – Yes, but you should still be taking it easy.

    DL474 – Did you install a camera in my computer room?

    Andy – I like Nicole’s Founding Fathers!

    Roger – I have? Wow, I haven’t noticed. (Did you buy that at all or no?)

    Dr. Evil – Hey! I’m LESS fat now!

    MrCaniac – I kind of miss mine, what with the vasectomy and all.

    Skip – Yeah, lotsa curves in lotsa good places.

  27. dravonlady474 Says:
    December 31st, 2010 at 1:52 am

    Hey my ex was the biggest boob I’ve ever seen and you don’t see me getting all excited about it. LOL