The Tao Of Babeology
By Wyatt Earp | November 14, 2010
Sometimes people ask me, “Wyatt, you’re always posting babes here, but what constitutes a babe in your eyes?” Well, besides a pulse – and sometimes not even that – I never had a specific “type.” I like redheads, but I also like blonds and brunettes. Hell, if they have a pretty face, blue hair will do. Actual blue, not granny blue.
I do have some quirks, though. Find me a gal wearing a ponytail through a baseball cap, and she’ll get my attention. Ditto babes with skirts. Of course, the all-time favorite is a woman in a hockey jersey. Take ESPN’s Erin Andrews (above), for example. Granted, she is pretty hot on her own, but the Columbus Blue Jackets hockey jersey makes a 9 an instant 12. She makes me want to go to Ohio . . . like right now. Hockey jerseys – or any sports jerseys – are my weakness, and sometimes it’s better than a Victoria’s Secret ensemble.
So yeah, I’m pretty messed up, but at least I tell people what I like. Women? I have no clue what they want. Well, other than this . . .
I hear some of you ladies like Jon Hamm . . .
Topics: All About Wyatt, Babes | 20 Comments »
November 14th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Ohio does have certain attractions…
November 14th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Jon honey, you’re needed at my house, stat. And lose the wife-beater on the way over.
November 14th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
GroovyVic – Lake Erie, the Cleveland Indians, and a certain college football team I don’t particularly care for . . .
Mrs. Crankipants – What, you want him to keep the pants on?
November 14th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
I said, “Lose the wife beater on the way over“, obviously, he’d lose the pants once I closed my front door. He could keep the helmet on, he may need to.
November 14th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, probably a safe bet.
November 14th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Aw jeez… Mrs. Crankipants’ remark about keeping the helmet on just made me blush furiously, and I forgot my intended comment.
November 14th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Mmmmmm…..Hamm…..
November 14th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Sally Anne – Yeah, she has a gift for that.
GroovyVic – And luckily for you, you’re not Jewish.
November 14th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
The National Enquirer ran a story that Mr. Hamm goes commando on the set of Mad Men. This has been pretty obvious to me for some time. He doesn’t seem to have a preference for what side he keeps it on either. Gives bone-in Hamm a whole new meaning.
November 14th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – I can’t do commando. My boys need a home.
November 14th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Fly! Be free!
November 14th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
1. How do I not know who Jon Hamm is????
2. Men should go commando…period.
3. I wish I had Mrs. Crankipants cajones.
November 14th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
It’s like that famous quote about pornography. You know it when you see it!
November 14th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Ponytail through a baseball cap and a skirt. Heck! That’s my daily wardrobe!
November 14th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Um, no thanks.
RT – 1. Not sure. 2. Um, no. 3. She has cojones? Does Mr. Crankipants know?
Proof – Of course, I see hotties everywhere, so I’m a bad barometer.
Kim – The band castrator ruins it, though.
November 15th, 2010 at 12:41 am
Although I find Erin as attractive as the next man does (and the word “does” is important there)….
That whole “smoochy” pose just irritates me. I don’t care who the girl is, there are certain things she can do to make herself look less attractive. Hold a cigarette, pout her lips out like that, or look anything like Amy Winehouse. Instant degradation of score from 10 to 6. Or at least turns her into a Butterface.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:17 am
When it comes to babes, I would guess that your barometer is rising?
November 15th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Gee. And here I thought the guns added to the allure.
November 15th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Wasn’t she the one who had some guy stalking her?
Also, she would look better in a more classic sweater, like the Red Wings, Bruins (the hub version, not the bear), Canadiens or Flyers.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Picky – No argument with anything you just wrote. None.
Proof – Boing!
Kim – It’s a Catch-22.
Bob – Yeah, she’s the one where the guy taped her in her hotel room getting dressed. Personally, I think she would look good in a Pens jersey, but that’s just me.