The Breast Crime Story Of The Week
By Wyatt Earp | November 23, 2010
Idaho is apparently known for potatoes .
An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs. Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license.
The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.
Wow, who knew Idaho women were so stupid? I wonder how much a plane ticket to Boise goes for? Although I can probably get the doctor discount.
Topics: Babes, WTF? | 20 Comments »
November 23rd, 2010 at 7:18 am
I guess being the owner of the Brooklyn Bridge is a shoe-in or a Nigerian prince looking to stash some money in an Idahoian bank account. Okay..okay.. I’d need some heavy makeup for the Nigerian prince but dimly lit bars and al-key-hol would defintely be a plus. The Dr. ruse is taken but maybe a chiropractor?
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:07 am
As a not-so-proud graduate of the Idaho public school system (well, I only spent my last two years there), I can guarantee there are plenty more dumbasses where those came from. Personally I get all my exams from the reputable doctors- the ones who at least have their own vans and candy. *facepalm*
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 am
Old and busted – “playing” doctor
Teh new hawtness – TSA “enhanced” patdowns
I wish they would have started this a month earlier. I’d have had the perfect Halloween costume.
“Step this way madam. Time to get “screened.”
November 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 am
“Paging Dr. Wyatt…paging Dr. Wyatt…”
Sounds official enough, especially in IDAHO.
(make that a ROUND trip ticket, Boss)
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:07 am
What’s the big deal? Breasts get squeezed at bars all of the time. Besides, it’s not like she was giving out pap smears.
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
One of the reasons you go to a bar is to lie to women about what your real job is. Astronaut was one of my favorite fake jobs.
November 23rd, 2010 at 11:20 am
Who in the hell would agree to a breast exam at a bar. The ladies should fess up that they really liked it and felt jilted with the Good (fake) Doctor didnt’ follow up with pelvic exams.
Good lordy !
November 23rd, 2010 at 11:41 am
Wow. I can see a drunk guy letting a woman in a bar feel his junk. But a woman? I guess there is true equality of the sexes now. Equally stupid.
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:18 pm
God, as if it wasn’t bad enough that we had to watch for predatory males in bars, now we have to watch out for predatory females???
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
If I’m not mistaken, it was a “he” in the process of becoming a “she”.
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Was it really?? Geez, it’s worse than I thought! LOL
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Heh…maybe he was doing some comparison shopping before he got his.
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
You gotta try ‘em before you buy ‘em!
November 23rd, 2010 at 2:14 pm
There has to be a movie script somewhere in this.
Maybe something like “Bar Crashers: Triumph of the Breast” with Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn.
November 23rd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Any idea how many times I have tried this ploy? All to be slapped in the face/kneed in the groin? I guess I need to go to Boise…
On a side note, anyone remember the O’Boise’s Potato Chips? They were stellar!
November 23rd, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Jon – Take off your clothes. I’m gonna straighten your back.
Sally Anne – Mental note: buy myself a van.
Sean – Wait til they see your wand.
Bob G. – Yeah, don’t want to get stuck there.
Mrs. Crankipants – I’ll remember that the next time we’re at a bar.
AJ – Roadkill Picker-Upper is mine.
Robin – They’re done in the privacy of the doctor’s back seat.
Ingineer66 – God bless America.
DL474 – You gals wanted equality . . .
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, nice, huh?
Ferrell – Titanic II.
Dr. Evil – Yes they were! They need to be brought back, post haste!
November 23rd, 2010 at 4:31 pm
I read this story and all I can think is “What a bunch of boobs”!
November 23rd, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Proof – The bar must sell beer in “cans.”
November 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 pm
I have heard that some guys will pay a large cover charge to watch a woman fondle another woman’s boobs. They may have been guys standing next to me while I was watching, but I have said too much.
November 24th, 2010 at 2:54 am
In this economy it’s either bust or boom!
Well, Wyatt, when you start out with the confession: I da ho, yo mama can’t help you much!