Everybody Is Kung Fu Dating
By Wyatt Earp | October 17, 2010
Think blind dating is tough? These sisters have taken courtship to a very dangerous level. Want to marry one of them? Their dowry includes some cash, a little land, and the ass-kicking of a lifetime.
Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through.
First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls’ masks and propose to them.
“They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won’t be holding back. If they can’t beat us they aren’t worthy,” explained Lin. “We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,” said Yin. (H/T – Mrs. Crankipants)
Wow, normally the domestic violence doesn’t begin until after the wedding.
Topics: Babes, Coolness! | 15 Comments »
October 17th, 2010 at 7:58 am
I find myself strangely excited by the possibilities. I think a little tingle just went up my leg.
October 17th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Will they bathe me after I kick their asses?
October 17th, 2010 at 10:22 am
1oldleg – Okay Chris Matthews!
October 17th, 2010 at 10:24 am
See what happens when you have too few women in a one child world? The Chinese males will have to continue to import wives for many more years – the kung fu ladies are holding out for some much tougher hombres – been watching too many Bruce Lee movies. Did he ever get the girl?
October 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Howdy Wyatt! I gotta say that, even if I were younger and in better shape, I wouldn’t challenge either of those two.
I mean, what’s the point? If you win you get to marry someone who will probably be plotting, planning and training to kick your married ass and if you lose, you will probably end up in the hospital or the morgue.
I think I’ll stick to the tried and true “what are you drinking there good-looking?” thanks just the same!
October 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am
That is just so strange on so many levels.
October 17th, 2010 at 11:22 am
Crouching Suitor, Hidden Dogface.
October 17th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I didn’t know that Chuck Norris had any daughters!
October 17th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
If they can choose any weapon they want, they’d better be taking a machine gun. lol
October 17th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
“Marital arts experts” I sent away for a mail order book about marital arts once, I was very disappointed to receive a book about fighting.
October 17th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Ithica 12 gauge….beanbag rounds and/or rubber shot….
Only way I’d stand a fighting chance, and that’s assuming I made my way throught he first two challenges….
October 17th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Sigh, Fenway, that’s Ithaca! And y’all best be using double ought or sold shot! LOL!
October 18th, 2010 at 3:16 am
First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls’ masks and propose to them.
“They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won’t be holding back. If they can’t beat us they aren’t worthy,” explained Lin. “We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,” said Yin.
This is hot in so many ways. And I say this as an alpha male who loves fighting.
October 18th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
In China there is a mile long line of sicko masochist who want to skip parts 1 & 2 and go directly to the beat me, beat me, part. and Muslim masochists wishing to be flogged with bacon strip whips
October 18th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Earl – His real-life was very pretty, but he rarely got the girl in the films.
Real – And the worst you get with that is a slap in the face, not a Chinese star in the throat.
RT – A little bizarre.
Mrs. Crankipants – Well crafted.
Proof – Almost tougher than him.
DL474 – Or a chainsaw.
Fozzy – That’s the article’s typo, not mine.
Fenway – And really, that’s no guarantee.
Ed – I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.
Crusty – Mmm . . . bacon!