The Comment Of The Month
By Wyatt Earp | September 22, 2010
This comment comes to us from “Realist.” He or she is obviously a regular reader, because his comments are so timely. Take this one – his first – for instance. It is a comment on a post about Emma Watson’s wardrobe malfunction; a story that was posted here on July 10, 2009! “Realist” submitted his comment today at 1am. Nothing like being timely, huh?
As always, this is an actual comment. It is posted in its entirety, unedited for your reading pleasure:
the reason she has modesty and is doing what a smart woman shoul do is….. dun dun dun… the brittish are actualy still smarter than americans holly hell wen did this happe?… uhh maby someware in the hundreds of years thay had before us to make mistakes and learn from them… but wait were america were the smartes most powerfull country in the world….. yea.. and some people wonder why the rest of the world hates us… we have become the school yard bully and besides… we as a country dont even have a name.. we just have a title “the united states of america” is a title oure country has no official name… go figure
Aaaaand . . . go!
Topics: Hate Mail | 17 Comments »
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:50 am
Its actually…dun DA DA dun. Dun dun dun just seems so void of accent, dreary and repetitive. I’ll try and connect with him via typed ebonics, here we go:
Hi. r u OK? Wazit the mater wit u? R u l33t? Dr. can hlp
u. Frml name is USA (lolololol). Do3s it hrt? ur hed that is? I dnt car if wrld hates us, lng as thy fear us. Ovr?
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:53 am
The spell check software on my computer just shot itself…
September 22nd, 2010 at 8:17 am
No way to argue with that logic.
He missed his Darwin Award.
September 22nd, 2010 at 8:39 am
Wait.
I know ziss man.
He is Ned Nederlander.
September 22nd, 2010 at 8:44 am
What a total douche bag – Is he/she smarter than a 5th grader – I’m thinking not.
September 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 am
Thanks, it’s been a long time since my eyes tried to jump out of their sockets.
September 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 am
…the brittish are actualy still smarter than americans…
Well, at least one American, anyway. This moron needs a dictionary. And a clue. I guess “Realist” is supposed to be one of those ironic nicknames.
September 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 am
I think he had a partial lobotomy sometime in his past.
Maybe somebody lost between blogs. He would make an excellent contributor to Daily Kooks.
Maybe he was beaten up by a bully in third grade the bully took his milk money and depantsed him on a daily basis and the trauma from that makes him type like a drunk 15 year old and he associates the bullying with that with the US of A.
September 22nd, 2010 at 10:48 am
Hey there is somebody dumber than my first wife. Now I have to apologize.
September 22nd, 2010 at 10:51 am
Wow. That made me want to *facepalm* myself into unconciousness.
I suppose the other way you could look at it is: It took “Realist” over a year to compose and post that inane comment and he still couldn’t get his grammar and spelling straight.
Or did it take him that long to get over “Hermione’s” nipple slip?
September 22nd, 2010 at 11:26 am
Maybe he’s from that zone, you know the one, when your computer stalls and that message shows up on the task bar saying…Unknown Zone.
September 22nd, 2010 at 11:27 am
Jon – He probably understood every word of that.
Sully – Mine jumped into a puddle of water. Sizzle, sizzle.
Robert B. – And remember, his vote cancels yours.
JT – “Kiss me on the veranda.” “I’d rather kiss you on the lips.”
Robbie – He’s not smarter than my three-year old.
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, when reading this blog, it’s important to keep the duct tape handy.
John D – Except he probably never got the irony.
Ferrell – I’m thinking he surfs the net in his closed garage . . . while his car is running.
LDIV – Unless that is your first wife.
Wes S. – Probably a little of both. This, my fellow bloggers, is why you never close comments. Some blogs do it after 30 days. Do that and you miss this comedy gold!
September 22nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm
LDIV – Unless that is your first wife.
Nope Wyatt, the poster showed much too much intelligence. I guedss that was the biggest mistake of my life. I should have listened to Mom.
September 22nd, 2010 at 3:02 pm
How does Realist explain Amy Whinehouse??
September 22nd, 2010 at 3:46 pm
See, there is a point at which one becomes just too damn stupid to vote, and we have now found that point.
September 22nd, 2010 at 5:35 pm
LDIV – Moms are usually dead on. I never thought so, but I was wrong again.
RT – Or football hooligans?
Rob in Katy – And yet, no one will stop him from polluting the voting pool. Sad, ain’t it?
September 23rd, 2010 at 4:29 pm
He has a name and it’s not O-S-C-A-R…although what was said was full of B-O-L-O-G-N-A. heh