Burglars ID’d By Sex Video
By Wyatt Earp | August 25, 2010
In my profession, I have come across some very stupid people. Some are victims, some are police officers, but most are criminals. Suffice to say, Philly seems to have a high idiot count.
After reading this story, however, , Philly criminals are pikers.
ELMA, Wash. – It wasn’t tough to identify the suspects in a break-in at a rural home at Washington state. The bare facts were right there.
The Grays Harbor County sheriff’s office says a neighbor who came to collect the mail while the owner was away surprised a man and woman having sex on the floor Monday. Chief Deputy Dave Pimentel says the naked couple fled, leaving behind the camera, which had been stolen elsewhere.
Pimentel said Tuesday that deputies who checked the video recognized the couple from previous contacts.
Uh-huh. And being thorough law enforcement officers, I am sure they checked, double-checked, and triple-checked the video. You know, for accuracy’s sake.
Topics: The Job | 14 Comments »
August 25th, 2010 at 8:06 am
And the bare facts of this case are….
August 25th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Wonder how many times the prosecution will have the jury watch it.
August 25th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Everyone knows that you need a sex tape to achieve instant fame. I’m still working on mine.
August 25th, 2010 at 10:04 am
But will they grade it for technical and artistic merit? I bet the Russian judge gives no higher than 7
August 25th, 2010 at 10:21 am
I don’t know if I’d want to watch myself in the act,
or have the dirty laundry following me around for the rest of my life.
Robbie,
Do multiple shoots for editing’s sake, use HD, call me when you need an agent, and remember- there’s no place like home.
August 25th, 2010 at 10:56 am
“And being thorough law enforcement officers, I am sure they checked, double-checked, and triple-checked the video. You know, for accuracy’s sake.”
Only if the woman was hot…
If she was a 450 pounder, they problem only had to look at it the one time.
..and then head to the restroom.
August 25th, 2010 at 11:02 am
There was a local Sherrif here in Kansas (Corky Winston?) that returned a rented Video tape machine and didn’t realize that making a copy of the tape in the machine didn’t format or erase the tape. Oops, Me thinks his wife was hot but poor old corky was porky.
August 25th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Evidence HAS to be examined verrrry carefully…
August 25th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Actually, they were preparing to try out for the 2012 Sex Olympics, Heterosexual Division.
August 25th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Caught by the bare facts.
August 25th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Robert B. – There are a million stories in the naked city.
RT – Until they need a cigarette break?
Robbie – If you need a director, send me an e-mail. Please???
1oldleg – Depends on the dismount.
Mrs. Crankipants – You’re a pr0n agent now? I hear it’s a growth industry.
Ferrell – Or the trash can.
MUD – And with a name like Corky . . .
Mike47 – On a big screen TV.
Bob – I hear they are being held in Greece this year.
Rick – And red
handedassed.August 25th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – with you as my agent and Wyatt as the director, how in the hell could I go wrong
August 25th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Holy naked butts, Batman! At least it was easy to identify any birthmarks or tattoos.
August 25th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Robbie – Sweet! Let’s make a film!!!
MeToo – Caution: Some things may be smaller than they appear.