Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 9, 2010
Tunnel Rat Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 12th.
Good luck!
Original Caption: A Pakistani paramilitary soldier walks toward the entrance of a tunnel allegedly used by militants on the outskirt of Sadda, an area of Pakistan’s Kurram tribal region along Afghan border, Tuesday, July 6, 2010. Pakistan army with other security forces are engaged with Taliban and al-Qaida militants in Pakistani tribal areas along the Afghanistan border.
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
RT’s Ponderings
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.” – Lisa
4. “Good Morning Sir, I would like to leave these Awake Magazines with you.” – Ingineer66
3. “Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing camel dung.” – Rodney Dill
2. “That G-Spot should be around here somewhere.” – Crankipants
WINNER! – Brave soldier gets drunk and decides to wander around Rosie O’Donnell’s inner thighs. – Kaveman
Topics: Caption Contest | 27 Comments »
July 9th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
soldier: “As I walk through the tunnel of the shadow of IEDs, I will fear no Jihadi, for thou art with me… Thy AK and thy bayonet, they comfort me…”
July 9th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I’m huntin’ wabbit.
July 9th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
“Which way did he go, which way did he go? Where is the little bunny rabbit I saw on TV last week?”
July 9th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
[...] Blob Family Security Matters Military Times Wyatt [...]
July 9th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
“I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
July 9th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I shoulda’ volunteered for KP this morning!
July 9th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
That G-Spot should be around here somewhere.
July 9th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Good Morning Sir, I would like to leave these Awake Magazines with you.
July 9th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
AAAAAHHHH!!!! Perfect spot to take a dump and make room. Burritos, Beans, Burgers and Beer sure as heck can go through your system fast.
July 9th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Brave soldier gets drunk and decides to wander around Rosie O’Donnel’s inner thighs.
July 9th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
The Americans are right…. THERMOBARICS!
July 9th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
The Last known photo of Rosie O’Donell’s gynecologist…
Kaveman… I wrote that before I read yours… Great minds.
July 9th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
“Osama…come out and play-ay.”
July 9th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this….”
July 9th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
“Dang cut-rate GPS!”
July 9th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.
July 9th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
“OK. That hot dog landed around here somewhere…”
July 10th, 2010 at 12:46 am
Knock, Knock.
Candygram…
LANDSHARK!
July 10th, 2010 at 2:05 am
” I hope there’s 72 of ‘em in there”.
47 years old and not laid yet.
July 10th, 2010 at 2:06 am
Ahkmed became DARPA’s first human/woodchuck cross breed.
July 10th, 2010 at 6:08 am
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
July 10th, 2010 at 8:39 am
That snipe better be around here somewhere. I’ve been hunting him all day.
July 10th, 2010 at 8:59 am
“Now it’s time to say goodbye to all our comp-a-ny!
M-I-C, see y’all later! K-E-Y, why? because we like ya!
M-O-U-S-E!”
July 11th, 2010 at 8:43 am
“72 virgins…. 72 virgins…. 72 virgins…”
July 11th, 2010 at 8:44 am
“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing camel dung.”
July 11th, 2010 at 9:24 am
“DON’T GO IN THE BASEMENT!”
July 12th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I vote for Rodney:) LOL Airplaneisms work everywhere.