Bad Grill Sends Horny Guy Running
By Wyatt Earp | July 9, 2010
Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Once in a while – a very great while – a man will decide to not have sex with a woman.
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who allegedly snatched a man’s money after he decided not to pay her for sex because of her teeth.
Gainesville police said Dan Alford and Jennifer Elder, 25, both told officers they had discussed the possibility of eating a spaghetti dinner and having sex after Alford honked his horn at Elder and another woman at about 7 p.m. Monday, The Gainesville Sun reported Wednesday.
Police Cpl. Tscharna Senn said negotiations came to a halt “when Elder smiled and (Alford) saw the extent of her dental issues (as perceived by him).”
Wow, it looks like someone needs a dental plan!
Topics: The Job | 10 Comments »
July 9th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Sigh. The things that will take a bite out of your love life!
July 9th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Proof – The mugh shot is not half bad. The choppers must be a real train wreck.
July 9th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I guess she had summer teeth?
July 9th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Probably a meth head… what teeth she had are probably black…
July 10th, 2010 at 1:49 am
NFO, you beat me to it. Even granted that it’s a mugshot, she looks too much like some of the tweakers in my locale. A couple of whom are neighbors of mine.
She also looks about ten years older than her actual age, which is another clue…
July 10th, 2010 at 2:00 am
‘Sides, I ain’t puttin’ my johnson into no tweaker with three sharp toofies.
I’ll keep my duece for a scivvie flic in the hotel.
‘An stuffin’ money in her boobs, what boobs?
July 10th, 2010 at 6:50 am
Bad teeth might explain why he was taking her out for spaghetti and not a ribeye. On a positive note, teeth only get in the way!
July 10th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Mrs. Crankipants beat me too it! Couldn’t immediately think of a subtle way to put it though, anyway. heh.
July 10th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Randal – Like someone from Deadliest Catch.
Old NFO – Great for Halloween.
Wes S. – But when she’s torn up, she’ll be open to experimentation. Oh, I’ve said too much.
Skip – Gotta have boobs. Wyatt loves the boobies.
Mrs. Crankipants – True, that’s why dentures can be appealing!
Smite – Yeah, she’s good with etiquette.
July 11th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Wyatt – .