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I’m Dave Chappelle, Beyotch!

By Wyatt Earp | July 6, 2010

Remember when Dave Chappelle was funny? Well, this story is funny, but it’s not “Ha, ha” funny.

A private jet carrying popular comedian Dave Chappelle had to make an emergency landing in Pittsburgh Friday night.

The comedian reportedly refused to buckle his seat belt and repeatedly entered the cockpit during the flight. At one point, sources say the 36-year-old funnyman grabbed the pilot’s arms, reports CBS affiliate WKMG-TV in Orlando.

The plane traveling from New Jersey to Ohio made an emergency landing Friday night after the comedian was deemed a safety risk.

Wow, I always thought Dave was just acting when he was playing crack-addicted Tyrone Biggums. After this incident, I’m not so sure.

Topics: WTF? | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “I’m Dave Chappelle, Beyotch!”

  1. Dixie Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Don’t worry, he’s just gearing up to play B.A. in the A-Team sequel.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Sigh… Money DOES NOT allow you to do anything you want…

  3. RT Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    He definitely has issues.

  4. Raptor Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    “Remember when Dave Chapelle was funny?”

    Actually no, I don’t.

  5. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    “Rep: Comedian Needed To Use Restroom But Facilities On Board Didn’t Suit Chappelle’s Needs”

    What, no crack-pipe holder?

    Or maybe there were snakes on the mutha f’in plane, and he was going apesh*t? oh wait, wrong guy.

  6. proof Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    A. “grabbed the pilot’s arms”
    Q. Which four words do you never want to hear connected with any plane you are traveling on?

  7. Dixie Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Actually no, I don’t.

    Three words: Black White Supremacist.

  8. metoo Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Dave hasn’t been funny (in the comedic sense) for a while. The guy is a head case.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Dixie – Does B.A. stand for Bombastic A**hole?

    Old NFO – Just ask jail-bound Lindsay Lohan.

    RT – Yeah, he’s an idiot.

    Raptor – Chappelle’s Show was funny, but I’m wondering how much of that was him and how much was the writers.

    Smite – I guess he wanted a solid gold terlet.

    Proof – No regard for the other passengers. Complete tool.

    Dixie – Or the white family with the last name “Niggar.”

    MeToo – He snapped when he left the show and hasn’t seen sanity since.

  10. Wes S. Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 1:06 am

    Wanna bet he’ll somehow avoid any meaningful jail time and a spot on the no-fly list?