A Million Stories In The Naked City
By Wyatt Earp | May 22, 2010
Who knew that the naked city was Thibodaux, Louisiana?
THIBODAUX, La. – A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested. Thibodaux police responded to an obscenity complaint around 2 a.m. Thursday and found Shafiq Mohamed walking nude down the street. When approached, Mohamed reportedly told officers that “America raped him” and added God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.
Why can’t God ever ask Melissa Theuriau to walk around nude?
Topics: Snarkasm | 10 Comments »
Wyatt:
Maybe she doesn’t need “salvation” all that much?
(just a wild guess)
God sure tells people to do some STRANGE sh*t!
(wish HE’D tell someone to drop off a truckload of dirty $50 bills out here in Indiana to my house…lol)
Isn’t there supposed to be a separation of Church and State? Where are those damn liberals when you need them??
Even if God did we’d still have to pray she was not an atheist.
Believe it or not, this has happened before, in the Bible. God told one of the prophets, and I’m trying to remember which one…Elijah maybe(??), to walk around naked for a couple of years to bear witness against the city. When I first read the story I thought about that.
Good point, Wyatt. Why is it that crazy naked person in public stories almost always involve men. It’s just not fair.
Bob G – He could tell the Flyers to let me suit up for a game.
Danny – They are too busy staring at the naked guy.
Jon – Heh.
DL474 – And that’s when the zombies came in . . .
John D – I know. And if it’s a woman, it’s a woman no one wants to see naked.
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God’s got your back. She DID walk around, at least topless, and many can be found with a simple google photo search…
See, e.g.,
http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/melissa_theuriau3.jpg
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John Doe – Well played, sir!