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A Million Stories In The Naked City

By Wyatt Earp | May 22, 2010

Who knew that the naked city

THIBODAUX, La. – A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested. Thibodaux police responded to an obscenity complaint around 2 a.m. Thursday and found Shafiq Mohamed walking nude down the street. When approached, Mohamed reportedly told officers that “America raped him” and added God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.

Why can’t God ever ask Melissa Theuriau to walk around nude?

Topics: Snarkasm | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “A Million Stories In The Naked City”

  1. Bob G. Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Wyatt:
    Maybe she doesn’t need “salvation” all that much?
    (just a wild guess)

    God sure tells people to do some STRANGE sh*t!
    (wish HE’D tell someone to drop off a truckload of dirty $50 bills out here in Indiana to my house…lol)

    ;)

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Isn’t there supposed to be a separation of Church and State? Where are those damn liberals when you need them??

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Even if God did we’d still have to pray she was not an atheist.

  4. dragonlady474 Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Believe it or not, this has happened before, in the Bible. God told one of the prophets, and I’m trying to remember which one…Elijah maybe(??), to walk around naked for a couple of years to bear witness against the city. When I first read the story I thought about that.

  5. John D Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Good point, Wyatt. Why is it that crazy naked person in public stories almost always involve men. It’s just not fair.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Bob G – He could tell the Flyers to let me suit up for a game.

    Danny – They are too busy staring at the naked guy.

    Jon – Heh.

    DL474 – And that’s when the zombies came in . . .

    John D – I know. And if it’s a woman, it’s a woman no one wants to see naked.

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  8. John Doe Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    God’s got your back. She DID walk around, at least topless, and many can be found with a simple google photo search… ;)

    See, e.g.,

    http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/melissa_theuriau3.jpg

  9. Mélissa Theuriau « Smash Mouth Politics Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

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  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    John Doe – Well played, sir!