Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 2, 2010
Broccoli Snob Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 5th. Good luck!
Original Caption: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama gives a brocolli seedling to a school boy to plant as she hosts the spring garden planting in the White House kitchen garden in Washington, March 31, 2010.
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Top Five Entries:
5. “I’m eight years old. Tell me again, Why would I want to grow broccoli?” – Steve J
4. “When you plant this, be sure to get some manure from Mr. Biden, to fertilize it. He’s got plenty to spare.” – RT
3. “What? Ain’t you never had Easter Bunny Milk Duds before?” – Rodney Dill
2. “Your honor I then observed the defendant engage in a “hand-to-hand” transaction with a 3 foot tall white male wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans…” – Goose
WINNER! – “So do you think we buried Tony Rezko deep enough, Mrs. Obama?” – Fenway_Nation
Topics: Caption Contest | 20 Comments »
First Lady Michelle Obama’s inspiring words for the youth of America: “And after my husband and the Congress ruin the economy, you’ll be growing your own food.”
I’m eight years old. Tell me again, “Why would I want to grow broccoli?”
“Damn white boys, theys always looking for a handout!!!”
Uh, kid, just take the damn seedling and put it somewhere. And don’t you worry about the cigarette butts. Excuse me? No, they do not belong to the President.
“Your honor I then observed the defendant engage in a “hand-to-hand” transaction with a 3 foot tall white male wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans…”
“So do you think we buried Tony Rezko deep enough, Mrs Obama?”
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They also sang ‘grow, rhubarb, grow’ so perhaps –
Some eedjuts in my area actually campaigned to root out “wild” rhubarb a couple of years ago.
Not to be a Nazi, but obviously racist comments? Yeah, they’ll be deleted. Let’s try to make fun without painting me as a racist, mmmkay?
“Here take this, now place this pod in your parents basement just before November Billy.”
No really, Johnny, they are magic seeds. Chew on a couple of them and you’ll understand hope and change.
This picture would be alot funnier if that bent over guy in the background was situated in front of her arm.
Sorry Wyatt. It was not my intention to offend anyone. I should have thought about how my comment might be taken instead of how I meant it.
“Here, little boy. Plant this so I can take it away and give it to somebody who doesn’t deserve it. “
“What? Ain’t you never had Easter Bunny Milk Duds before?”
“Quick plant a lot of these brocolli plants… It’ll keep the Bushes away.”
When you plant this, be sure to get some manure from Mr. Biden, to fertilize it. He’s got plenty to spare.
They’re magic beans. Don’t have a cow, man!
Hand over the Baby Ruth, kid! Yer just a Kit-Kat away from Childhood Obesity… I can tell. I used to work in a Hospital.
Thanks Wyatt