I Want To Believe
By Wyatt Earp | April 10, 2010
If you do, you’re not alone, since 20 percent of the people on the planet are wearing tin-foil hats – and they .
Aliens exist and they live in our midst disguised as humans — at least, that’s what 20 percent of people polled in a global survey believe.
The Reuters Ipsos poll of 23,000 adults in 22 countries showed that more than 40 percent of people from India and China believe that aliens walk among us disguised as humans, while those least likely to believe in this are from Belgium, Sweden and the Netherlands (8 percent each).
Count me among the believers, as I have photographic proof that aliens walk among us. It’s below the fold.
If anyone can prove that Kyra Sedgwick is human, I’ll eat my hat.
Topics: Snarkasm | 19 Comments »
April 10th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Wait, Wyatt, are you saying you don’t have a pair of those fancy sunglasses that reveal who’s human and who’s an alien?
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @$$… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
April 10th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Raptor – God, I love that film!
April 10th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Mrs. Kevin Bacon has something though. Maybe I am into aliens.
But me and Scully are still looking!!
April 10th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
B.O’s auntie is an alien
April 10th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Rare archival footage from the Smithsonian revealed this:
April 10th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Picture here:
http://i44.tinypic.com/wv3jpu.jpg
April 10th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
They not only live among us, they breed too… sigh…
April 10th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Don’t forget to count Gov. Bill Richardson and Dennis Kucinich among the believers. Billy believes in E.T. aliens but not in ILLEGAL aliens. Kucinich? He’s SEEN ‘em hanging out over Shirley McClains house don’cha know. Need I say more?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/10/bill-richardson-aliens-in-america.php
Might Billy have a reason to believe?
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/Kangrichardson.jpg
April 10th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
“If you do, you’re not alone, since 20 percent of the people on the planet are wearing tin-foil hats – and they believe aliens live among us.”
Por que no?
April 10th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Danny – I think she’s weird looking. Not Tilda Swinton weird, but weird.
Crusty – From the planet Moonbat.
Proof – I knew I was different!
Old NFO – Mostly in West Virginia. Kidding, kidding!
RAPH – Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!
Richard – I think they meant the space aliens, not McCain’s favorite people.
April 11th, 2010 at 1:39 am
Speaking of “aliens”, I just had a thought………
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/OT.jpg
April 11th, 2010 at 1:46 am
Old NFO is correct, the Vulcans crossbreed with their first cousins the Romulans and with the violence of the Kolanar
ritual, if it is in West Virginia that means that, someone, somewhere..is going to lose a trailer.
April 11th, 2010 at 11:32 am
RAPH – So, there is NO intelligent life out there.
Jon – And possibly a still.
April 11th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
With creatures like Nancy Pelosi and Amy Winehouse around, how can one NOT believe???
April 11th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
There are definitely aliens out there. They live in Philly and come out at night.
April 11th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Mike47 – Pelosi and Winehouse are from the same planet, I’d wager.
Captain – You can say that again.
April 12th, 2010 at 8:37 am
Almost as assinine as all the people who believe the government can provide “free” this and “free” that… f-ing losers.
April 12th, 2010 at 8:45 am
Go to the people of walmart web site if you want more proof
April 12th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I’m still thinking about the alien stuff, but I’m convinced we have time travelers here.
How else do you explain the outlandishly dressed people you see on South street, walking along wearing backpacks and speaking in an incomprehensible manner?