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Hef: Kate Gosselin Not Playboy Material

By Wyatt Earp | April 16, 2010

Gee Hef, ya think?

Ashley Dupre? Sure. Kelly Bensimon? Why not. Kate Gosselin? Never! That’s what Playboy founder and editor Hugh Hefner said when asked if he would like to see the “Dancing With the Stars” star on the cover of his magazine.

“I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” he explained.

And Kelly Bensimon is? Anyway, Fox 5 San Diego says Gosselin joins a long line of stars who have been turned down by Hef, including “The Hills” cast member Audrina Patridge, Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter Kelly, and Britney Spears.

Now see, I wouldn’t mind taking a gander at Britney because I remember back when she was hot and not batsh*t crazy. I also have a very good memory, so . . .

Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Hef: Kate Gosselin Not Playboy Material”

  1. Fenway_Nation Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 7:24 am

    It’s a vagina, not a clown car, Kate.
    //

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Kate? Not a chance, Hef is brilliant!!

    Britney? Maybe in the days of *BC..

    But I have to admit I stared at the crotch shots with no panties and enjoyed seeing her, uh, c section scar..

    Before Children

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Ahhh Britteny back in the days when her hair had body, or is it her body had hair?

  4. metoo Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Two things Kate and Brit can add to their resumes….your batsh*t crazy comment and a big ‘ole NO from Hef.

  5. jessida Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Pam Anderson was not a celebrity when she first posed. Hef is senile. Besides Kate wouldn’t pose for that sleazey mag.

  6. John D Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 10:06 am

    I’m sure Larry Flint can find a place for them in that rag he publishes.

  7. Tennessee Budd Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:27 am

    It might matter if I knew who the hell this “Kate” woman is…

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Fenway_Nation – Bawahahahahaha!

    Danny – Both of them are like school in the summertime: no class.

    Jon – Yes and yes.

    MeToo – The batsh*t crazy comment was spot on, though, right?

    Jessida – Not now, but if money gets tight, I wouldn’t put it past her.

    John D – Apu to Krusty the Clown: “Here is your new issue of ‘Gigantic Asses.’”

    Budd – Trust me, you don’t want to know.

  9. Ingineer66 Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    I am surprised Hef said no to Adrina Patridge. She is super hot, but also fits the bat*hit crazy description.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Ingineer66 – Affirmative. She should be on Hef’s short list.

  11. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    I would bet Larry Flynt may give it a shot. Sort of icing on the cake as it were.
    I figure there is a few guys out there who would like the possibility of her being in Playboy. But the Bat S*** crazy thing pretty much does it in. Even for old Hef. He does have “some standards” after all.