SVU Sergeant Arrested For Sexual Assault
By Wyatt Earp | April 20, 2010
Apparently it’s criminal day here at SYLG. First we had a drunken scumbag college student assaulting a police officer. Now, we have a former sergeant of the Bensalem Special Victims Division accused of sexually assaulting a 23-year old woman inside the township’s Rescue Squad building.
What. The. Frak?
Michael Marren, former Sergeant of the Special Victims Division at the Bensalem Police Department is facing numerous charges stemming from an alleged incident on March 9.
According to authorities, Marren allegedly sexually assaulted a 23-year-old female incident the Bensalem Rescue Squad building in the early morning hours. An affidavit states Marren, who was off-duty and worked part-time with the rescue squad, had joined other members for a night of drinking in memory of a fellow employee.
He allegedly drove a female employee back to the squad building, where he made unwanted advances. The affidavit states Marren followed the victim into the ladies’ restroom, where she was sexually assaulted. Following the assault, authorities said the victim hid in a utility closet until fellow rescue workers arrived at the scene.
For a frame of reference, Bensalem is the township just north of Philadelphia.
You would think that after working with rape victims for years . . . ah, never mind. I’m just going to get the duct tape.
Topics: Philly, The Job | 17 Comments »
April 20th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Let me fix a sentence for you:
For a frame of reference, Bensalem is the shithole township just north of Philadelphia.
April 20th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Randal – I’d argue if I could.
April 20th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
So the officer from Bensalem allegedly: bendrinking, bengroping, bencaught?
April 20th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Ah yes, the Old Lincoln Inn and the Neshamany Inn. Both gems of Bensalem.
I guess prostitutes and other crackheads need a place to work/sleep.
April 20th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
I’d cut his choo-choo off and let him bleed to death.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
choo-choo?? Who the hell says choo-choo?
April 20th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
oh, you mean his “mule”; or his “hog”.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Hank and the twins.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Prison will be so wonderful for him
April 20th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
His dance card will be full.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Um… pass it this way if there’s any left… sigh…
April 20th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Jon – You are benright.
Jason – I was gonna hold WyattPalooza there, but they couldn’t decontaminate the place before May 8th.
Mrs. Crankipants – Note to self: Do not piss off Mrs. Crankipants.
Watuschskie – She may have a knife, dude. Do. Not. Push. Her.
Randal – Or his junk.
Mrs. Crankipants – Okay, that’s funny.
Robbie – And to his nether regions.
Mrs. Crankipants – Ten dates, no waiting.
Old NFO – He’ll be passed around like STDs at a Paris Hilton party.
April 20th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Bensalem – Philly on steroids?
April 20th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Ahem… no h/t?
April 20th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Bob – Not that bad, but quickly turning into White Trash Heaven.
Captain – You said you knew him, so I didn’t want to get you involved.
April 21st, 2010 at 10:05 am
Yeah, Wyatt, be sure to wrap it around Marren’s nose as well as his mouth. Gotta get that good airtight seal…
“Coming up next on Law & Order SVU…”
April 21st, 2010 at 10:19 am
So, it seems this guy, after drinking, thinks he’s God’s gift to women. Someone needs to remind him (so is the menstrual cycle) And we all know how much women like that. Just in case he needs a frame of reference.