Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 23, 2010
Springtime For Hezbollah Caption Contest
(Source: AFP)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 26th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Hezbollah fighters parade during a ceremony in the southern suburbs of Beirut in 2009. The United States said Wednesday it considered “all options” on the table if Syria is found to have supplied Scud missiles to Hezbollah, posing a major threat for Israel.
Other Caption Contests:
Blogs4Bauer
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill (I won here last week!)
RT (I won here last week!)
Wizbang
Top Six Entries:
6. “Screw you. We work for Mel Brooks.” – Rodney Dill
5. “OK guys, how tall was that woman that whipped your asses?” – Ingineer66
4. “One! One singular sensastion, every little life we take…” – RT
3. “We are Devo!” – Mark
2. “All hail Curtis Sliwa!” – Randal Graves
WINNER! – Red beret -$8.99
Olive drab fatigues – $39.99
Holy Koran – $6.99 (with Borders member card)
Being able to invoke Nazi symbols and philosophy without criticism from liberals – PRICELESS! – John D.
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Heil Hezbollah!
All hail Curtis Sliwa!
Oh- Bam -Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Red beret -$8.99
Olive drab fatigues – $39.99
Holy Koran – $6.99 (with Borders member card)
Being able to invoke Nazi symbols and philosophy without criticism from liberals – PRICELESS!
The Hezbollah theater troupe practice their rendition of “Springtime for Hitler”.
(My vote is for John D:) )
“Ok, before we get on the bus, who needs to use the restroom?”
New Hezballah Air Defense Academy graduates demonstrate the one thing they’ve learned.
“INCOMING JDAM!”
YES WE CAN!!!
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry.
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
ObamaJungen, or “OJ”: The first batch of recruits for Obama’s new Civilian Security Force graduate and swear in.
Came here to make a crack about “Springtime for Hitler” but was too late
De plane! De Plane!
OK guys, how tall was that woman that whipped your asses?
They look far too French to be intimidating.
That one looks Jewish!
And that one’s a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I’d have all of you shot!
[...] Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill Wyatt [...]
April 15, 2010 – SEIU members enjoy a counter-Tea Party
“We are Devo!”
That photo just cries out for another Hitler “Downfall” parody. Too bad YouTube wimped out and pulled all of them after the film studio complained…
“One! One singular sensastion, every little life we take…”
(Btw., Randal’s is a winner!)
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out……
Go greased lightnin’, you’re burnin’ up the quarter mile!
“Anyone seen Kyle? seen Kyle? He’s ’bout this tall.”
“Screw you. We work for Mel Brooks.”
[...] Wyatt Earp is doin’ the French Mistake. [...]
That’s not springtime for Hezbollah, that’s springtime for the Obot!
Sean Penn and his homies, walking the red carpet at this years Acadamy Awards, spots Susan Sarandon and wave hello
“My dog can jump this high!”
The guys in the front rank were feeling left out when they discovered they had nobody to pat on the head.
“How high does Obumble bounce?”
Did they buy the uniforms in all the same sizes? One guy is 5Ft nothin. He looks like he’s wearing a uniform made for a 6 ft guy! WTH!
“An encore presentation of Springtime For Hitler {Hezbollah style}, sparks missile attacks throughout the crowd.”