Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress
By Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010
I’ll bet if you asked them, these folks would tell you that they aren’t fat, they’re “fluffy.” Read on:
The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting.
As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden’s English-language newspaper.
“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.
No, it wasn’t an earthquake . . . it was a flabberlanche! What? I’m just sayin’.
Topics: Weight Loss | 6 Comments »
January 15th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Fat Swedish people? I thought there were only hot, well-toned Swedes. Hmm…
January 15th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Weight for it! Weight for it! Heh.
January 16th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Well, I guess I’ll be eliminating Akvavit and herring from my diet.
January 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Not fat, just too short for my weight!
January 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
OK, I admit, I’d need to be like 7’2″, but hey, it’s not MY fault…
January 16th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
RT – Apparently, ABBA got a little flabba.
Proof – The weighting is the hardest part . . .
Mrs. Crankipants – Akvavit? Pretty hardcore, ma’am.
TexasFred – Thank you, Norm Peterson!